Professional Moron’s Thought of the Day

Daily thought of the day, today, for the day that is today.

Jerry Springer used to do a sort of aphorism at the end of his talk-show; “thought of the day” or “Jerry’s thoughts”. It was something like that at any rate. So we have decided to knuckle down and come up with a thought that knocks anything that Springer ever said into a different universe. A universe populated by donkeys dressed as giraffes, and where hamters are 70ft tall and rule over the world with an army of psychotic cat monsters. It sounds like a cool place to live if you ask us, but sadly we (as in the Professional Moron staff) will just have to make do with our office pet, Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster, being ruddy tiny.

So what’s the thought of the day, guy?!

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Q: If William Shakespeare had been called Willy Shakespoon, would he have written as many classic plays?

A: “Macbeth, by Willy Shakespoon.” Yeah. It really doesn’t work.

Willy Shakepoon’s favourite soup eating implement.

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