Take a look at this picture on the right. NO! It’s not a painting by some abstract artist, it’s Jupiter. If you don’t know what Jupiter is let us remind you; it’s one hell of a massive gaseous planet that’s over 10 times the size of Earth.
Now then, then now, now and then… no planet could possibly be that gorgeous looking without some omnipotent interference, and we’re not talking about plastic surgeons giving Jupiter the biggest face lift ever. No. We postulate that on Jupiter are all the great deceased artists from humanity’s rich past.
Do we have any evidence to back this up? No. None whatsoever, but then neither do a myriad of other crackpot theories that govern over human existence. So, we put it to you that Jackson Pollock, Leanardo da Vinci, Vincent van Gogh, Salvador Dali, Edvard Munch, and our future selves (check out OUR art Professional Moron art) have been designing Jupiter for future Earthling colonisation. Sounds damn wicked to us, guy!