Yo ho ho, Merry Christmas everyone! This is a splendid thyme to do and behave as stupidly/correctly as you wish. Argue, bicker, or just have general merry chit chat… it’s up to you! Above all else, however, never, EVER forget what this day is all about – cabbage! Do away with this knowledge at your peril, you scabrous bunch of maniacs, you!
Lots of love, the Professional Moron staff. xx