Merry Christmas!

The very definition of Christmas.
The very definition of Christmas.

Yo ho ho, Merry Christmas everyone! This is a splendid thyme to do and behave as stupidly/correctly as you wish. Argue, bicker, or just have general merry chit chat… it’s up to you! Above all else, however, never, EVER forget what this day is all about – cabbage! Do away with this knowledge at your peril, you scabrous bunch of maniacs, you!

Lots of love, the Professional Moron staff. xx

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