There comes a time in any human male and human female’s life when a discussion about man feet has to take place. They stink bad! What is a lady to do?

Well, we’re not ladies. So instead of working it out for that gender, we went and did a fun list of ‘80s pop songs. Hurray!

Take On Man Feet

A-ha’s smash hit features a bloke with a falsetto and a fun video. Plus, disgusting great big man feet. Huzzah!

Do They Know It’s Man Feet?

Not sure, it depends on how perceptive they are, really. Thanks anyone, Band Aid, but you should be able to work this out yourselves.

I Just Called to Say I Love Man Feet

Really, Stevie Wonder? Well, next time please don’t call to say that to us. We really didn’t need to know of such an interest.

Don’t You Want Man Feet

“Don’t you want man feet, baby? Don’t you want man feet…. Ooo… oooohhh?!” The exclamation there no doubt being for the smell.

The Power of Man Feet

Jennifer Rush’ ode to the human male anatomical structure.

Never Gonna Give Man Feet Up

Good for you, Rick Astley! We’re never going to give them up, either. We need them for walking about the place.

Don’t Stand So Close to Man Feet

Sting knows. Stink, as some people used to call him, due to the foul stench of his leg hands.

Making Your Man Feet Up

Bucks Fizz knew how to do a hit single back in 1981. This was the result. Enough said.

I Think We’re Man Feet Now

Tiffany’s big ‘80s hit was all about, you guessed it, man feet and how she was convinced she’d been turned into man feet. Weird woman.

It’s the End of Man Feet As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

R.E.M here with a blatant assault on the world of human male leg hands. This controversial track was banned in no countries.

Sweet Man Feet O’ Mine

Guns N’ Roses put the record straight with this unashamed, triumphant track about why man feet are great. Rock on!

In The Air Tonight

Phil Collins’ hit is clever because it subtly hints that the foul reek of man feet is in the air tonight. Which, indeed, it always is.

Don’t You (Forget About Man Feet)

Simple Minds again with this 1985 SMASH hit. About those things at the end of a geezer’s legs. Bands definitely peaked in the ’60s, eh? Unless you count…

You Really Got Man Feet

Switching to the ’60s here now with The Kinks, because ’80s hits weren’t really suiting this post very well.

Man Feet Get Around

The Beach Boys here with some surf music. Surfs up, dude! But, yes, they do get around. And why? Because that’s the point of feet.

Mr. Man Feet Man

Hey, Mr. man feet man is one of those Beatles hits that stays with you a lifetime. Kind of like how the stench of man feet stay with you when a geezer yanks his tootsies free from a pair of boots after a football match.

With a Little Help From My Man Feet

Ringo Starr sang this number, praising his feet for being able to help him out. Lay off the LSD, Ringo.

And finally…

Suspicious Man Feet

One of Elvis’ most famous of famous songs, the King actually had amazing feet that were perfectly well manicured and pedicured.