We’re a bit behind the times with this 2015 smash hit from Handsome Dancer. It’s a very European comedy song about a coincidence. Hell yeah!
Coincidance
Normally we do a book review on Saturday, but we can’t be bothered today.
We’re going all camp instead. Why not? We feel we’ve not really done that on Professional Moron over the years. But we’re totally LGBT supporters, yo.
This song—everything was written and directed by James Manzello (Kiki) and his mate Matt Pavich (Choo-Choo).
The Freddie Mercury lookalike narrator is Alexander Kikis (great forename).
Now, asides from the most striking redhead lady (Autumn Sheen) this clip is all about geezers doing a stupid dance.
But, let’s face it, the Freddie Mercury guy (Kikis) is, like, a solid 8/10 as well, yo.
Regardless, we struggle to think of a more ridiculously camp song since YMCA by the Village People. Or Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. But why the hell not, eh? We’re up for all this.
Now, we tried to do the dance in question. And quickly realised our 35 year old shoulder blades aren’t up for it.
It’s a skill. Perhaps a sport. Although, you know, Manzello and Pavich’s channel is about satire and silly humour.
Erm… that may have something to do with it as well. Should WE do something like this? Kind of makes us think of the fun things we can do with our shins.
Health & Safety Warning
Just as a killjoy notice, but we’re pretty sure doing such violent shoulder movements will lead to major joint problems.
Limit Coincidance to weekends only. And don’t encourage psychopaths to engage in the aforementioned activities.
So, yes, that includes pets. For some reason, the whole thing led to people doing videos of the dance. And we DEMAND your pet animals receive fair treatment.
Obviously, many pets don’t comprehend music in the way we do. So their behaviour is a tad indifferent and all that.
Coincidance Theories
We must say, the more we watch the video (which we’ve done far too many times), the more we think The Narrator is a demonic psychopath.
Think about it—he’s there guiding everyone along and they’re all doing his bidding.
Our theory is he’s a maniacal despot out to control the world. Hellbent on making us all shoulder thrust ourselves into oblivion.
We suppose it’s proof, if it were ever needed, Freddie Mercury is the God of us all. And we respect his awesomeness. Ready Freddie? Yes.
I just watched– I think you’re right.
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I’m right about EVERYTHING!
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😀 pfff how silly it is to be a girl. You forget everything.
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Silly woman! I am a pure macho man. I never forget anything. Except what decade it is.
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That’s it – whereas I, the French goldfish, always forget everything. And as a result, I spend my time being “delighted with life”.
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I enjoy this song way too much. I’m not sure why. Perhaps it’s a coincidance.
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It must be a coincidence – first of all, your song is in a foreign language, incomprehensible to a French goldfish. 🙂
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French goldfish are the best goldfish.
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I really like you.
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I am a lovable git, eh?
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Of course you are. And, you’re a “machoman” -for a girl, it means that you’re a real man and not a kind of ????? what ? old sock.
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I’m so macho, it’s unreal. For example, I don’t open doors, I smash right through them with my fists. Everyone is impressed with my strength and blockheaded stupidity.
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😀 a kind of “must” !
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Love this!!!!!
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So do I. What a COINCIDANCE!
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LOL!!
I hope this doesn’t mean we have something in common?
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Hah! Hilarious. And a mystery to me. I cannot understand how it is possible for anybody to make co-ordinated movements at any time, still less movements co-ordinated to a rhythm.
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Dancing is always beyond me, I get too self-conscious. I’m just impressed by the high production values for such a ridiculous concept.
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