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Author: Truman Trumanson

Hello, I am Truman Trumanson. I am 27, I am from England, and I like lots of things. I also dislike some stuff. Can't be specific about any of that really as I just don't want to be right now - nothing personal but it's the way it has to be.
July 12, 2012October 14, 2015Truman Trumanson

Why Does the “Cute Factor” Sell Stuff?

June 23, 2012June 23, 2012Truman Trumanson

Professional Moron Celebrates Its First Hate Mail!

June 14, 2012October 14, 2015Truman Trumanson

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

May 31, 2012May 31, 2012Truman Trumanson

What it means to be British!

May 17, 2012October 14, 2015Truman Trumanson

How To Give a Boring Speech

May 7, 2012May 7, 2012Truman Trumanson

The Olympics – Costing an Arm, a Leg, and £24 billion!

May 6, 2012May 6, 2012Truman Trumanson

Super Moon Threatens To Kill Us All!

May 5, 2012October 14, 2015Truman Trumanson

Boris Johnson – Mayor of London!

March 11, 2012January 21, 2014Truman Trumanson

Events “They” Should Have Included At The Olympics!

March 10, 2012December 29, 2017Truman Trumanson

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

March 7, 2012March 8, 2012Truman Trumanson

Top Ten Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet!

March 6, 2012January 10, 2014Truman Trumanson

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet!

March 4, 2012March 4, 2012Truman Trumanson

A Brief Moment in History: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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