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Author: Truman Trumanson

Hello, I am Truman Trumanson. I am 27, I am from England, and I like lots of things. I also dislike some stuff. Can't be specific about any of that really as I just don't want to be right now - nothing personal but it's the way it has to be.
A cute looking hedgehog
July 12, 2012July 20, 2020Truman Trumanson

Cute Factor: Why it Works Wonders For Sales

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June 23, 2012July 18, 2020Truman Trumanson

Hate Mail: Our Very First Bit of Online Abuse!

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June 14, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

What it means to be British!

Conference for a speech
May 17, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

How to Give a Boring Speech

Tower Bridge during the 2012 London Olympics
May 7, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

London Olympics 2012: Costing an Arm, a Leg, and £24 billion

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May 6, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

The Super Moon Threatens To Kill Us All

Boris Johnson in cartoon form
May 5, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

Boris Johnson—Mayor of London!

Olympic stadium with only one man sitting down on the seats
March 11, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

March 10, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

March 6, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

March 4, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: A Brief Moment in History

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