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Category: Exclusive Newsletters From Famous Folks!

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019December 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

Santa Claus is drunk
October 21, 2019October 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

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