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Category: Exclusive Newsletters From Famous Folks!

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016December 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa's factory accident
December 19, 2016December 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter
December 12, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016October 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

The Tooth Fairy's tooth decay advice
May 30, 2016May 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016May 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016March 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

Easter Bunny newsletter
January 19, 2016January 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter #2

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

December 21, 2014January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

April 3, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

March 13, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column – He’s Not Gone Mental!

March 5, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

February 21, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

World Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column

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