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Category: Exclusive Newsletters From Famous Folks!

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017December 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script!

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017October 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017September 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017September 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Merry Christmas - Santa
December 25, 2016December 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

Santa's factory accident
December 19, 2016December 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter
December 12, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016October 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

The Tooth Fairy's tooth decay advice
May 30, 2016May 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016May 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016March 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

Easter Bunny newsletter
January 19, 2016January 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter #2

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

December 21, 2014January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

April 3, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

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