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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
Spiritfarer original soundtrack
March 23, 2025March 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Spiritfarer’s Beautiful Soundtrack ๐ŸŒŠ

The Zone of Interest 2023 film
March 22, 2025March 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Zone of Interest: Modern Masterpiece on Mundanity and WWII Horrors

Formula for Success podcast
March 21, 2025March 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Formula for Success: Eddie Jordan F1 Tribute ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic
March 20, 2025March 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿช“ [Sponsored Post]

Sentimental Garbage the podcast
March 19, 2025March 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sentimental Garbage: Podcast Exploring Life’s Guilty Pleasures ๐Ÿชฉ

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” ๐Ÿ”จ

The Who at Cow Palace in 1973
March 17, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Curious Case of Keith Moon at the Cow Palace (1973) ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿฅ

Keep Driving the indie game
March 16, 2025March 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Keep Driving: Glorious Ode to 2000s in Car-Based RPG ๐Ÿš—

Anger Foot the video game
March 16, 2025March 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Foot: Ultra-Violent FPS With Feet and Rage ๐Ÿฆถ

Dream Scenario the Nic Cage film
March 15, 2025March 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Dream Scenario: Offbeat Comedy-Drama With a Terrific Nic Cage ๐Ÿ˜ด

Bloody Wolf the run and game game
March 9, 2025March 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bloody Wolf: Retro Romp & Ode to Glorious Broken English ๐Ÿ”ซ

Pro Wrestling on the NES
March 9, 2025March 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Pro Wrestling: Because A WINNER IS YOU! ๐Ÿ™Œ

Throat clearing is bad for business and capitalism
March 4, 2025March 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs ๐Ÿคง

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿบ

A Game About Digging a Hole
March 2, 2025March 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Game About Digging a Hole: Become a Slave to Glorious Reptition ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ

Balatro
March 2, 2025March 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Balatro: Addictive as All Hell Cards Romp ๐Ÿƒ

Hilma af Klint: Visionary artbook
March 1, 2025May 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hilma af Klint: Visionary ๐ŸŸจ

Conclave the political drama with Ralph Fiennes
February 26, 2025February 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Conclave: Tense Political Drama With an Epic Ralph Fiennes ๐Ÿ“ฟ

Employment law guide to Mosquitoes at Work
February 25, 2025February 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mosquitoes at Work: How to Deal With the Insectoid Horrors ๐ŸฆŸ

Wuv the sickeningly sweet pop band
February 24, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—

What Remains of Edith Finch
February 23, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

What Remains of Edith Finch: Ode to the Joys of Reading ๐Ÿ“š

Kentucky Route Zero the adventure game
February 23, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Kentucky Route Zero: Clever, Thoughtful Magical Realist Trip ๐Ÿถ

The joys of annoying AI with stupid prompt ideas
February 22, 2025February 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Annoying AI With Stupid Prompts ๐Ÿ˜

Beyond the Forest the 1949 Bette Davis film
February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond the Forest: “What a Dump!” Quote Off Extravaganza! ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐ŸŒณ

Susan the Cat Food Appeal
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Give Susan the Cat Food (or else) ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› [Sponsored Post]

Memoir of a Snail film by Adam Elliot
February 19, 2025March 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Memoir of a Snail: Moving Dark Tragicomedy on Misfit Life ๐ŸŒ

Shotgun the Immigrashotgun Saga TV Show
February 18, 2025February 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Shotgun: Great TV Shows That Never Were ๐Ÿ”ซ

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” ๐Ÿคฌ

Mario Artist for the 64DD
February 16, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Artist: 64DD Suite of Creative Gaming Curiosities ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŽญ

Behind the Bastards podcast
February 15, 2025February 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Behind the Bastards: Podcast Unravelling History’s Greatest Tossers ๐Ÿช“

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
February 11, 2025February 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages โ˜•

The Selfish Jeans science book
February 10, 2025February 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Selfish Jeans: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘–

Minishoot Adventures
February 9, 2025February 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Minishoot Adventures: Marvellous Bullet Hell Exploration Romp ๐Ÿ”ซ

Gunbrella the action-adventure game
February 9, 2025February 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Gunbrella: Crunchy Umbrella-Based Neo-Noir Romp โ˜‚๏ธ

The Tiger Who Came to Tea by Judith Kerr
February 8, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Tiger Who Came to Tea by Judith Kerr ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿต๐Ÿซ–

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special ๐Ÿ’–

No-Karting is allowed at this motorsport venue
February 6, 2025February 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

No-Karting: The Least Fun Motorsport Venue on Earth ๐ŸŽ๏ธ [Sponsored Post]

Mandy the TV show with Diane Morgan
February 5, 2025February 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mandy: Fun Daft Comedy From Philomena Cunk Star ๐Ÿšฌ

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