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Category: Alien Abduction Diaries

Aliens invading Bolton Town Hall
1 week ago March 24, 2023March 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
November 28, 2022November 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Aliens have not come in peace for traffic lights
August 16, 2022August 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #16: Aliens Object Violently to Traffic Lights

Space Jeeves the space butler
August 8, 2022August 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #15: Aliens Seeking Posh British Butlers

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

A cartoon alien on a half Moon with a Christmas tree attached
January 3, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

April 6, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

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