Okay, so what is up with this nonsense? Absurdity, surreal humour, and silliness are what we’re about.
We offer a post a day (going live at 18:00 BST) on arbitrary oddness, culture, and other things.
On Saturdays, there’s a book review or random curiosity that goes live at 17:00 BST (we also have a literary review site called Moonshake Books you may want to check out). And we do two posts on Sunday about video games.
Why do we bother? As we hope to enlighten our readers and provide, above all else, a slice (like that from a very nice cake) of fun and enjoyment in life. We find this to be a bold and honourable endeavour.
Please note, no sandwiches were harmed in the making of this blog.
Editor: Mr. Wapojif
Our esteemed editor is responsible for our content calendar and many, many ideas. He manages the Professional Moron staff with an iron fist.
His mood is capricious, and he’s a bit weird, but his creative vision is such that it’s enough to make most grown men weep.
Office Pet: Murray the Hamster
Behold the glory that is Murray the hamster! He’s our resident rodent—we go to him for all hamster-based content and questions. He’s an expert!
A few Murray facts! He turned one in April 2022. He likes broccoli, pumpkin seeds, and running in his wheel.
Our office is located in Manchester city centre, in the UK, where a ragtag bunch of journalists (plus one beleaguered apprentice suffering from PTSD) attempt to keep this sinking ship afloat.
We’re facing a tough time of it in this austerity-stricken country. Please, send us your cash!
About Our Images
Just to note, if you were wondering, we use the brilliant graphic design platform Canva to create all of our images.
Give it a go! It’s great (no, we’re not sponsored by them—we just like promoting excellent stuff).
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