Our Commitment to Silliness

Professional Moron

Okay, so what is up with this nonsense? Absurdity, surreal humour, and silliness are what we’re about.

We offer a post a day (going live at 18:00 BST) on arbitrary oddness, culture, and other things.

On Saturdays, there’s a book review or random curiosity that goes live at 17:00 BST (we also have a literary review site called Moonshake Books you may want to check out). And we do two posts on Sunday about video games.

Why do we bother? As we hope to enlighten our readers and provide, above all else, a slice (like that from a very nice cake) of fun and enjoyment in life. We find this to be a bold and honourable endeavour.

Please note, no sandwiches were harmed in the making of this blog.


Editor: Mr. Wapojif

An artist’s impression of our esteemed editor.

Our esteemed editor is responsible for our content calendar and many, many ideas. He manages the Professional Moron staff with an iron fist.

His mood is capricious, and he’s a bit weird, but his creative vision is such that it’s enough to make most grown men weep.

Office Pet: Murray the Hamster

Murray the hamster
Murray at work.

Behold the glory that is Murray the hamster! He’s our resident rodent—we go to him for all hamster-based content and questions. He’s an expert!

A few Murray facts! He turned one in April 2022. He likes broccoli, pumpkin seeds, and running in his wheel.

Our Headquarters

Our office is located in Manchester city centre, in the UK, where a ragtag bunch of journalists (plus one beleaguered apprentice suffering from PTSD) attempt to keep this sinking ship afloat.

We’re facing a tough time of it in this austerity-stricken country. Please, send us your cash!

About Our Images

Just to note, if you were wondering, we use the brilliant graphic design platform Canva to create all of our images.

Give it a go! It’s great (no, we’re not sponsored by them—we just like promoting excellent stuff).

Get in Touch

Should you need to get in touch with us, for one reason or another, you can use the below form. It’s easy to use. And free. Honest.


  1. Just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for The Beautiful Blogger Award! I know this is a bit silly, but I wanted to help promote your wonderful blog. 🙂 Congratulations, G. E.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Thank you, Mz. G.E. we are honourerered to the total max by this. May a thousand batches of sashimi be delivered to your doorstep by some sushi expert dude from the afar wilderness of Tokyo. There’s actually a sushi film out called Jiro Dreams of Sushi. Not seen it yet but it’s supposed to be very good!

      Liked by 1 person

    • Awesome, thanking yee muchly. We do spout some dangerously insane theories at times, so approach from a distance (and perhaps wear a hat for added protection). Other than this, all should be well! Innit. Yo yo!


  2. Hi Mr. Wapojif, I have nominated you for both the Mystery and Versatile Blogger Awards! Thank you for sharing with us your silliness and humorous adventures! We look forward to more of your beautiful posts. Nominated you.

    Liked by 2 people

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