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Category: Film Quote Off Extravaganzas!

Lawrence of Arabia poster
1 week ago March 21, 2023March 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts” Quote Off!

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
February 20, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Trek the original TV series
February 7, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “To boldly go where no man has gone before” Quote Off!

Army of Darkness Japanese poster
May 16, 2022May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Army of Darkness: “This is my boomstick!” Quote Off!

Aliens 1986 film - This Time It's War
March 28, 2022March 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Game over, man!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens the 1986 action movie
March 21, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “They mostly come at night… mostly” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Wall Street with Gordon Gekko and "Greed is good"
December 6, 2021December 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Greed is Good: Wall Street Quote Off Extravaganza!

James Cromwell and the pig in Babe
June 11, 2020June 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Babe: “That’ll do, pig” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jeremy Irons in the Dungeons and Dragons film
May 21, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

“LET THEIR BLOOD… RAIN FROM THE SKY!” Ironing out D&D

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 2, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Phantom Menace: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo” Quote Off!

Roter sand
September 19, 2019October 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars The Phantom Menace: “I don’t like sand” Quote Off!

Network - Still mad as hell
July 25, 2019August 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Congo 1995 film poster
July 11, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!

Crocodile Dundee
April 18, 2019April 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Toy Story
December 6, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Predator - They ain't got time to bleed
September 27, 2018September 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Citizen Kane
August 3, 2018July 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Scarface
July 3, 2018June 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

RoboCop
June 25, 2018February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!” Quote Off!

A Streetcar Named Desire
May 31, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Streetcar Named Desire: “Stella! Hey, Stella!” Quote Off

May 8, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me?” Quote Off Extravaganza

Predator
April 27, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza

The Graduate
April 19, 2018April 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Goldfinger
April 13, 2018October 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza

When Harry Met Sally
January 25, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having” Quote Off

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

E.T.
December 1, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

“E.T. phone home” Quote Off Extravaganza

Casablanca - Round up the usual suspects
November 22, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Round up the usual suspects” Quote Off Extravaganza

Midnight Cowboy
October 30, 2017August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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