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Category: Film Quote Off Extravaganzas!

Citizen Kane
August 3, 2018July 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Scarface
July 3, 2018June 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

RoboCop
June 25, 2018June 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!” Quote Off!

A Streetcar Named Desire
May 31, 2018May 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

A Streetcar Named Desire: “Stella! Hey, Stella!” Quote Off!

May 8, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Predator
April 27, 2018April 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Graduate
April 19, 2018April 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Goldfinger
April 13, 2018April 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

When Harry Met Sally
January 25, 2018January 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having” Quote Off!

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

E.T.
December 1, 2017December 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

E.T: “E.T. phone home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Casablanca - Round up the usual suspects
November 22, 2017November 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Round up the usual suspects” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Midnight Cowboy
October 30, 2017October 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017August 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Breaking Bad - I am the one who knocks
August 1, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Whiplash - Not quite my tempo
July 12, 2017July 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood
June 21, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Face Off
June 2, 2017June 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Withnail and I
May 24, 2017May 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017May 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Wizard of Oz
April 28, 2017April 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017March 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017March 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Friends - We were on a break
March 10, 2017March 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Friends: “We were on a break!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park - Must go faster quote by Dr. Ian Malcolm
March 5, 2017March 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park - Clever girl
February 23, 2017February 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Braveheart - They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom
February 9, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… our freedom!” Quote Off Extravaganza

Bonnie and Clyde
January 29, 2017January 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Godfather - I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
January 15, 2017January 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Casablanca - Here's looking at you, kid
December 30, 2016December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

If it bleeds we can kill it
December 24, 2016December 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Acocalypse Now - I love the smell of napalm in the morning
December 14, 2016December 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016November 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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