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Category: Travel Writing

Longitude by Dava Sobel
June 10, 2017June 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Longitude by Dava Sobel

On the Road by Jack Kerouac
May 27, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: On the Road by Jack Kerouac

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
May 20, 2017May 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Satori in Paris - Jack Kerouac
November 12, 2016November 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Satori in Paris by Jack Kerouac

Moby- Dick, or the Whale
November 6, 2016November 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Moby-Dick or the Whale by Herman Melville

Atlas Obscura Book
October 1, 2016October 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Atlas Obscura – An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

Steven Callahan - Adrift
August 20, 2016August 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Adrift – Seventy Six Days Lost at Sea

Eric Newby A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush
June 11, 2016June 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Eric Newby’s A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush

Batavia's Graveyard - Mike Dash
May 14, 2016May 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Batavia’s Graveyard by Mike Dash

Laurence Bergreen Marco Polo
March 6, 2016March 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Marco Polo – From Venice to Xanadu

Jack Kerouac The Dharma Bums
August 7, 2015July 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac

The Snows of Kilimanjaro
August 1, 2015December 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: The Snows of Kilimanjaro

Wilfred Thesiger The Marsh Arabs
May 12, 2015June 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Wilfred Thesiger’s the Marsh Arabs

Voltaire Candide, or Optimism
February 14, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Voltaire’s Candide, Or Optimism

Ferdinand Magellan Over The Edge of the World
January 25, 2015March 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Over the Edge of the World

A Little History of the World
January 10, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: A Little History of The World

The Worst Journey in the World
January 8, 2015June 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: The Worst Journey in the World

Down and Out in Paris and London
December 3, 2014December 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Down and Out in Paris and London

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