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Category: TV Shows That Never Were

Chatbot the Chat Show
March 14, 2023March 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Chatbot the Chat Show: AI Powered A List Celebrity Merriment

The Last of Thus the TV show about adverbs
February 3, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Thus: Post-Adverb TV Drama With Zombies

Baybotch the Baywatch spin off
January 10, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

Bloop Peter the profane kids TV show
December 13, 2022December 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bloop Peter: Obscene Take on the Classic Blue Peter Kids Show

Top of the Mops the TV show
November 14, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Top of the Mops: Catch the Greatest Mops in the Best Buckets!! 🧹

Saved by the Bull television sitcom
November 7, 2022November 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Saved by the Bull: Reboot of Popular ’80s Sitcom

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause
September 27, 2022September 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause: TV Shows That Never Were

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer
June 7, 2022June 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer: The Great TV Show That Never Was

A giant metal safe blocking a room
August 9, 2021August 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hiccup Room: The Belated Sequel to Panic Room (2002)

A wolf staring intensely
July 13, 2021July 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dunces With Wolves: Reality TV Show With Lower Intelligence

A miser (miserable git) being snide
June 21, 2021June 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Who Wants to be a Miserable Old Git? Great Shows That Never Were

A grate
April 22, 2021April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Will & Grates: The Spin Off Sitcom That Never Was

A clock with 24 hours in the day
August 31, 2020August 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25: The Long-Awaited Sequel to 24

Homebland TV show logo
June 22, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was

A colourful alphabet
April 13, 2020April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Taxi
October 24, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)

Peeking from behind some blinds at the sun
September 13, 2019September 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Peeky Blinds (better than Peaky Blinders)

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Mud
July 23, 2019July 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)

Female doctor with gloves
July 19, 2019July 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Glove Island (better than Love Island)

The End
July 4, 2019July 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Twist Endings That Never Were

Bono singing
June 25, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Musicians That Never Were: Yoko Bono

Scones
April 25, 2019April 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Scones

Nighttime
April 15, 2019April 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Independence Night

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Doctor Who telephone box
March 1, 2019March 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)

Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Sylvester Stallone
October 29, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

Hamper
September 18, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

Well
August 31, 2018August 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well

Hospital
August 17, 2018August 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)

A street
April 26, 2018April 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Moronation Street

Hill
April 5, 2018April 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Hillhanger (Cliffhanger spinoff)

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