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Category: Great Sayings Revisited

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Boulders
June 12, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

A weight off my boulders: Stone-based saying is rocky

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

Jack of all trades (and master of nuns)
July 25, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Jack of all trays (and master of nuns)

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

More than just a petty face
June 22, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face

Like trying to get mud out of a stone
May 11, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone

Go down like a shed balloon
May 5, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon

Don't beat about the mush
April 26, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

Home is where the go-kart is
February 20, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

Kip in the Bucket saying
February 7, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Kip in the bucket

Show your tooth colours - saying
February 3, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

Spell the Beans
January 20, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

Brake the ice
December 16, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

Let your hare down
November 21, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Let your hare down

Blood is stupider than water.
November 15, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water

Better the deviled eggs you know
November 4, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Better the deviled eggs you know

If it ain't a bloke, don't fix it
October 7, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones
September 20, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

Good things come to those who oscillate
August 31, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

September 30, 2014August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers: Great Sayings Revisited

At the end of the day, the end of the day is at the end of the day.
May 22, 2012November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

At the End of the Day: Stop Saying That Stupid Term

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