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Why can't I eat toothpaste?
15 hours ago September 28, 2016September 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

Cotton earbuds health implications
2 days ago September 27, 2016September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?

Super Mario World
3 days ago September 26, 2016September 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario World: Bringing Sunshine & Goombas Into Your Life

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak - Mr. Biffo
4 days ago September 25, 2016September 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Confessions of a Chatroom Freak by Mr. Biffo

A razor invention
6 days ago September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

The frying pin
7 days ago September 22, 2016September 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)

Women who hate football
1 week ago September 21, 2016September 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones
1 week ago September 20, 2016September 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones

The CushIron
1 week ago September 19, 2016September 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

Life at the Limit - Sid Watkins
2 weeks ago September 18, 2016September 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Life at the Limit by Professor Sid Watkins

The Who
2 weeks ago September 17, 2016September 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Who: 49th Anniversary of Keith Moon’s Greatest Detonation

Stephen Malinowski - Pachelbel Canon in D
2 weeks ago September 16, 2016September 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Pachelbel’s Canon in D: A ChromaDepth 3D Detailing

The Sandwich
2 weeks ago September 15, 2016September 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016September 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

WordCress food blogging
September 13, 2016September 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

Cotton earbuds are not safe!
September 12, 2016September 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
September 11, 2016September 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (awesomeness with hats)

Junky by William S. Burrough
September 10, 2016September 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Junky by William S. Burroughs

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016September 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

Alien 3 Spinoff
September 8, 2016September 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016September 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016September 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016September 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why Are All Men Such B&@%^&!s?!”

Seasons After Fall
September 4, 2016September 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Seasons After Fall: Serene Autumnal Loveliness on Steam

Flatland - A Romand of Many Dimensions
September 3, 2016September 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Flatland – A Romance of Many Dimensions

Queen - Freddie Mercury
September 2, 2016September 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Freddie Mercury: 70th Birthday for the Groovy Legend

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016September 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Good things come to those who oscillate
August 31, 2016August 31, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016August 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

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