Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”
What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?
Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?
Super Mario World: Bringing Sunshine & Goombas Into Your Life
Book of da Week: Confessions of a Chatroom Freak by Mr. Biffo
Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)
Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)
Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”
Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones
Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!
Book of da Week: Life at the Limit by Professor Sid Watkins
The Who: 49th Anniversary of Keith Moon’s Greatest Detonation
Pachelbel’s Canon in D: A ChromaDepth 3D Detailing
Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover
Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (awesomeness with hats)
Book of da Week: Junky by William S. Burroughs
Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children
Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)
Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why Are All Men Such B&@%^&!s?!”
Seasons After Fall: Serene Autumnal Loveliness on Steam
Book of da Week: Flatland – A Romance of Many Dimensions
Freddie Mercury: 70th Birthday for the Groovy Legend
