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Blue Fire the indie game
7 hours ago July 3, 2022July 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Blue Fire: Zelda Inspired Ninja Type Jaunt With Wall Running

Fall Guys the indie game
8 hours ago July 3, 2022July 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Fall Guys: Mini-Games, Jellybeans, Joy, Carnage… FUN!

Can's Future Days song from 1973
1 day ago July 2, 2022July 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Future Days: Can’s Finest Song Has Visions of Rainy Days

The History of Pizza
2 days ago July 1, 2022July 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

Bob's Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza
3 days ago June 30, 2022July 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bob’s Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza 🧠 [Sponsored Post]

The River Wild 1994 film
4 days ago June 29, 2022June 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The River Wild: Streep’s Action Performance in River-Based Romp

Men shaving should be illegal
5 days ago June 28, 2022June 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Great white sharks at work
6 days ago June 27, 2022June 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

Super Cable Boy
1 week ago June 26, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Cable Boy: Star as a Handheld Console in Cute Romp

Kaze and the Wild Masks
1 week ago June 26, 2022June 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaze and the Wild Masks: DKC Inspired Platforming Fun

Can's Tago Mago song Halleluwah
1 week ago June 25, 2022June 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Halleluwah: Can’s Trance Funk Monster Groove From Outer Space

The history of houmous
1 week ago June 24, 2022June 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

The Geysers and Geezers shop
1 week ago June 23, 2022June 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Geysers & Geezers Pub [Sponsored Post]

Kermode & Mayo's Take podcast
2 weeks ago June 22, 2022June 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kermode & Mayo’s Take: The UK’s Best Place For Film Reviews, Yo

BBQ employment laws for work
2 weeks ago June 21, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
2 weeks ago June 20, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

The Procession to Calvary
June 19, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Procession to Calvary: Point-and-Click Meets Monty Python

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
June 19, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: Avoid Taxes in Veg-Based Romp

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

Windshield Wipers is the hottest club in town
June 16, 2022June 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Windshield Wipers is the BEST Club in Town [Sponsored Post]

Ash vs Evil Dead the TV show
June 15, 2022June 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ash vs Evil Dead (TV show): Come Get Some! It’s Groovy

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

The crooner albums of Gut-Rot McGee
June 13, 2022June 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gut-Rot McGee: The Story of the (fake) ’50s Crooner Star

Hell is Other Demons
June 12, 2022June 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hell is Other Demons: Death to Everything in Fun, Family Romp

Demon's Tilt offers occult pinball action
June 12, 2022June 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Demon’s Tilt is the HELL YEAH of Pinball Games

The Psychology of Stupidity by Jean-François Marmion
June 11, 2022June 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Psychology of Stupidity by Jean-François Marmion

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

Beetlejuice the movie
June 8, 2022June 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Beetlejuice is the Slapstick Gothic Tale of Malicious Spirits

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer
June 7, 2022June 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer: The Great TV Show That Never Was

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

SPACEPLAN the indie game
June 5, 2022June 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SPACEPLAN: Potato-Based Clicker Jaunt is Most Excellent

Bad North the indie game
June 5, 2022June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bad North: Jotunn Edition is Idyllic Strategy Carnage Fun

Can's song Vitamin C
June 4, 2022June 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Vitamin C: Can Song is a Bopping, Shuffling Ode to Fruit & Veg

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts)

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

Frozen the 2010 survival horror film
June 1, 2022June 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Frozen (2010) the Survival Horror Film (and not the Disney flick)

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