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The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
7 hours ago August 12, 2022August 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

Bernadette's Baboon Bookshop
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Bernadette’s Baboon Bookshop [Sponsored Post]

Fire of Love the 2022 documentary
2 days ago August 10, 2022August 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Fire of Love: Eruptive Look Into the World of Volcanology

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3 days ago August 9, 2022August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sorry For the Mass Emails! We’ve Had a Technical Oopsie 📧⚠️

Space Jeeves the space butler
4 days ago August 8, 2022August 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #15: Aliens Seeking Posh British Butlers

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC Wave 2
5 days ago August 7, 2022August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC Wave 2: More Racing Excellence

Minit Fun Racer
5 days ago August 7, 2022August 5, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Minit Fun Racer: Frenetic Bursts of Arcade Racing (all for charity)

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer
6 days ago August 6, 2022August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer

The History of Miso Soup
1 week ago August 5, 2022July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

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The Squid and the Whale 2005 film
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The Squid and the Whale: Divorce, Drama, & Cephalopod Molluscs

How to create children who aren't spoiled
1 week ago August 2, 2022August 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
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Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Rakuen the indie game
2 weeks ago July 31, 2022July 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rakuen: Fantasy RPG With an Intelligent, Heartfelt Narrative

OMNO the indie game
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OMNO: Peaceful Travels Through Fog and Atmospherics

The Autistic Brain by Temple Grandin
2 weeks ago July 30, 2022July 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Autistic Brain by Temple Grandin

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
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Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

Midnight Cowboy 1969 film
July 27, 2022July 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: Shattered Dreams in the Big Apple

Acoustic Angus the '70s folk music star
July 26, 2022July 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Acoustic Angus: The ’70s Folk Music Hero Ruined by a Typo

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Stray the cat game
July 24, 2022July 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Stray: Blade Runner With Cats in Cyberpunk Adventure

Cattails the cat game
July 24, 2022July 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Cattails: It’s Stardew Valley… But With Cats (cute overload)!

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad
July 23, 2022July 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World 2021 documentary
July 20, 2022July 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World: The Story of Björn Andrésen

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

PretenShush's album Meretricious Space Haddock
July 18, 2022July 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

PretenShush: The ’70s Prog Rockers Big on Week-Long Solos

Speed Dating For Ghosts
July 17, 2022July 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Speed Dating For Ghosts: Enter the World of Dead Dating

Nuclear Teapot the indie game
July 17, 2022July 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Teapot: Brew Up Some Carnage in Tea-Fest

Jaki Liebezeit: The Life, Theory and Practice of a Master Drummer
July 16, 2022July 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jaki Liebezeit: The Life, Theory, and Practice of a Master Drummer

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

Harold's Hamster Solicitor Firm
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Harold’s Hamster Solicitor Firm [Sponsored Post]

Julie & Julia the 2009 film about Julia Child
July 13, 2022July 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Julie & Julia: Streep and Adams in Food-Based Comedy Drama

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

TOEM: A Photo Adventure
July 10, 2022July 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

TOEM: Magnificent, Super Charming Photo-Based Romp

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