Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)
How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate
In Praise of the Opening Music From Mr. Bean
Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details
Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)
Williams F1: One of the Year’s Essential Documentaries
Book of da Week: Midnight Express by Billy Hayes
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt
15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title
Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
My Singing Monsters: Singing, Weird, Awesome, & Monstrous!
Book of da Week: The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”
Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)
15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title
Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!
Monkey Island 2: Monkeys, Islands, Silly Humour? Yes!
Book of da Week: 253 by Geoff Ryman
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”
Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea
Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)
Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness
Buddy Rich: Drumming Genius, Personality, & Showman
Book of da Week: Ubik by Philip K. Dick
Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)
Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can
Goldeneye 007: 20th Anniversary for the Legendary N64 Classic
Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred
