FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)
Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)
Stranded: Inspirational Account of the 1972 Andes Plane Crash
How to Host a Dinner Party
FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?
The Witcher 3: (Finally) Catching Up With The Modern Classic
Jacob’s Hands by Huxley & Isherwood
Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)
Exclusive Invention: Thimble Dryer (a tumble dryer for thimbles)
Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination!
The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts
Isle of Dogs: You’re BARKING Mad If You Miss It!!
The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep
Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece
FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date
People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)
Super Mario Bros 3: Ultimate Classic Hits The Nintendo Switch!
A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas!
Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)
Nicolas Cage: Deconstructing the Enigma!
TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer
Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses
Unravel: A Charming and Woolly Indie Romp
