Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”
The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Full Metal Jacket: Kubrick’s Thoughtfully Profane War Classic
In Praise of Phoebe From Friends
Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)
Superman 64: Celebrating the Comically Terrible N64 Cult Classic
Book of da Week: Death by Julian Barnes (Vintage Minis)
Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza!
10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride
Fantastic Mr. Fox: Wes Anderson’s Charming Animation Thing
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
In Praise of Philomena Cunk – Making Stupidity Funny Again
Jun’ichirō Tanizaki: In Praise of Shadows
Books of da Week: 2 of Mark Kermode’s Film Books!
Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Hillhanger (Cliffhanger spinoff)
Dog Day Afternoon: Classic Tale of a Bank Heist Gone Weirdly Wrong
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)
Digitiser: At One With Teletext’s Anarchic, Classic Video Game Mag
Book of da Week: Mariel of Redwall by Brian Jacques
Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”
Blue Velvet: Depraved Classic is Still Depraved (and a classic)
Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (2014)
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
The Curse of Monkey Island: Classic Finally Hits GOG & Steam!
Book of da Week: The Sound of the Mountain by Yosunari Kawabata
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream!
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”
The Truman Show: Cheerfully Frightening Sci-Fi Satire Nears 20
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
