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Villeneuve Pironi the F1 documentary
19 hours ago March 22, 2023March 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Villeneuve Pironi: Emotional Documentary on Tragic F1 Duo

Lawrence of Arabia poster
2 days ago March 21, 2023March 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts” Quote Off!

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
3 days ago March 20, 2023March 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 4
4 days ago March 19, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 4: Total Awesome (now with more Yoshi)

Mario Kart: Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance
4 days ago March 19, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Super Circuit (another amazeballs time of it)

The Adventures of Celine Dion
5 days ago March 18, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

Blowing your nose at work
6 days ago March 17, 2023March 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Inappropriate cards for people
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Lawrence of Arabia the 1962 epic film
1 week ago March 15, 2023March 15, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: The Epic of All Epics is Still Epic

Chatbot the Chat Show
1 week ago March 14, 2023March 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Chatbot the Chat Show: AI Powered A List Celebrity Merriment

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
1 week ago March 13, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Webbed the indie game
2 weeks ago March 12, 2023March 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Webbed: Become a Spider and Web Your Way to Victory!

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure game
2 weeks ago March 12, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is Cute and Wholesome Family Fun

Janis Joplin and the Pearl album
2 weeks ago March 11, 2023March 11, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Janis Joplin: Sassy Lady With Epic Dress Sense (blues special)

The Yodelling Yobbos
2 weeks ago March 10, 2023March 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety

Pam's Purple Porridge
2 weeks ago March 9, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

The Banshees of Inisherin
March 8, 2023March 8, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Banshees of Inisherin: Black Humour and Metaphors in Ireland

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

Shotgun King - The final Checkmate
March 5, 2023March 5, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate is Shooty Chess Fun

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

Stanley Kubrick's The Shining film adaptation
March 1, 2023March 1, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Shining: Jack Nicholson Goes Nuts in a Hotel

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

Vampire Survivors the indie game
February 26, 2023February 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Vampire Survivors: Addictive as All Hell Survival Romp

Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken
February 26, 2023February 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken: A Clucking Great Shooty Game

The Shining by Stephen King
February 25, 2023March 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Shining by Stephen King

A History of Mochi
February 24, 2023February 24, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mochi (餅): Kawaii Japanese Rice Cakes

Dave's Drunken Detective Agency
February 23, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Drunken Detective Agency [Sponsored Post]

A screaming woman at a concert
February 22, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Why do Teenage Girls Scream at Pop Concerts?

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
February 20, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kirby's Dream Land on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Kirby’s Dream Land: Chilled Out Game Boy Platforming Fun

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

The Doors single of Light My Fire
February 18, 2023February 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Light My Fire: Sonic Psychedelia to the Tune of a Vox Continental

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

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