Category: Agony Aunt
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”
Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”
Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”
Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”
