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Category: Agony Aunt

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020December 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

A batch of US dollar notes
July 7, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

A man dressed like a geezer
June 18, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”

A man spitting out a lot of water in the countryside
June 12, 2020June 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

A bad boy living by his own rules
May 19, 2020May 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a bad boy and play by my own rules!”

A Barbie Doll smiling
May 11, 2020May 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my husband call me ‘baby doll’?!”

A man sitting on a yellow sofa working
April 21, 2020April 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

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