Category: Agony Aunt
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”
Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”
Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”
Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”
Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”
Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”
