A yellow blob with a vacant expression

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Silly Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, & Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Epic Music
    • TV Shows That Never Were
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Category: Business Advice

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

A businessman explaining something at work
March 1, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Mansplaining at Work: The Laws For Expounding Men & Hippos

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

A cartoon example banning leaning in certain areas at work
January 31, 2022January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Leaning at Work: The Laws on Casually Sloping Employees

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Workplace signs for items you can wear, including shoes
December 21, 2021December 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Slippers at Work: Laws on Comfortable Workplace Footwear

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021January 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

A cartoon man at work yawning heavily
May 25, 2021April 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

Posts navigation

1 2 →

Join 3,026 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Facebook

Looking for Something?

Our Most Excellent Posts

Going Under: Satirical Mockery of Stifling Startups
MoroniCast #13: Some Free SEO Tips for Bloggers
Disc Room: Carnage on Jupiter With Super Sharp Saws
The 1972 Great Daylight Fireball: Our Lucky Escape & Other Asteroids
Count Me In: Netflix's Shuffle Happy Drumming Documentary
Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History
Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?
Titanic: “I’m flying... Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Toy Story: "This isn't flying, it's falling with style" Quote Off Extravaganza!
Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D'Onofrio's Brilliance in MIB

Twits on Twitter

My Tweets

Idiots on Instagram

Another assortment of #sunsets, from the month of July. 🌇 #sunset #sunsetphotography #Manchester #citylife #sunsetlovers #sunsets_captures #sunsetlover #sunsetporn #sunsetsofinstagram
I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
Spot the cute little bastard! He’s been warned about sleeping on the job. Work hard and you shall succeed! Laziness will tank the economy, Murray. Not fit to be PM, this one. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamstergram #hamsterlove #hamsterlover #hamstersleeping #cute #cutepets
😐 Think that’s a Manc record. Now let’s get back to the 🌧 and all that, pretty please. #Manchester #heatwaveuk #heatwave #hot #citylife ☀️ 🌞
There it is, Manchester! Never in my life… what are you playing at?! 🥵🌞☀️ #Manchester #manchesterweather #citylife #heatwave #heatwaveuk #heatwaves
Most fascinating book on #JakiLiebezeit and his practical theory of drumming. Genius drummer for Can. 🥫 #motorikbeat #jakiliebezeitchangedmylife #jakiliebezeitcan #can #canband #cankrautrock #dotdash #musictheory #drums #drumming #drummer #drumminglife #drummerlife #drumsdaily

Complete PM History

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2022. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
  • Follow Following
    • Professional Moron
      • Join 3,026 other followers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Professional Moron
    • Customize
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
Cookies & Privacy: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use. To find out more, including how to control cookies, click here: Cookie Policy
 

Loading Comments...