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Category: Not So Serious Books

On the Road by Jack Kerouac
May 27, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: On the Road by Jack Kerouac

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
May 20, 2017May 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

A Void - Georges Perec
March 12, 2017March 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: A Void by Georges Perec

Severed by Dr. Frances Larson
February 18, 2017February 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Severed by Dr. Frances Larson

Posthoumous!
February 17, 2017February 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

The Doors of Perception - Aldous Huxley
February 11, 2017February 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley

In Praise of Shadows - Tanizaki
February 4, 2017February 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: In Praise of Shadows by Jun’ichirō Tanizaki

Screwjack by Hunter S. Thompson
January 21, 2017May 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Screw-Jack by Hunter S. Thompson

Extinct Boids - Ralph Steadman
January 14, 2017January 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Extinct Boids by Ralph Steadman

Satori in Paris - Jack Kerouac
November 12, 2016November 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Satori in Paris by Jack Kerouac

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak - Mr. Biffo
September 25, 2016October 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Confessions of a Chatroom Freak by Mr. Biffo

The Book of Tea Kakuzo Okakura
January 30, 2016January 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Okakura Kakuzō’s the Book of Tea

George Orwell 1984
January 23, 2016January 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four

Matt Beaumont e
January 2, 2016January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Matt Beaumont’s e

The 13 and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear
December 27, 2015December 27, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear

Venedikt Yerofeev Moscow Stations
December 19, 2015December 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Venedikt Yerofeev’s Moscow Stations

Fernando Pessoa the Book of Disquiet
November 21, 2015March 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Fernando Pessoa’s the Book of Disquiet

Nikolai Gogol Petersburg Tales
October 24, 2015December 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Nikolai Gogol’s Petersburg Tales

Keith Moon Dear Boy
September 9, 2015February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon

Nintendo Game Over
August 31, 2015December 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Game Over

Jack Kerouac The Dharma Bums
August 7, 2015July 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac

Mikhail Bulgakov The Master and Margarita
July 10, 2015December 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: The Master and Margarita

Charles Bukowski's Factotum
June 25, 2015July 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Charles Bukowski’s Factotum

Charles Bukowski Post Office
June 1, 2015July 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Charles Bukowski’s Post Office

Brian Jacques Redwall Series
April 13, 2015December 27, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Brian Jacques’ Redwall Series

March 13, 2015December 27, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Books of da Week: Terry Pratchett’s Nome Trilogy

My Family and Other Animals
February 7, 2015December 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: My Family and Other Animals

Down and Out in Paris and London
December 3, 2014December 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Down and Out in Paris and London

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