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Category: Food Disasters

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016June 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Horrible food
February 29, 2016February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Ribena
July 30, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beverage Rights Horror: Ribena and Capri-Sun BANNED At Tesco!

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

Chess
March 25, 2015April 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

March 11, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Lamenting This Highly Disappointing Houmous

January 27, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Pot Noodle Easter Egg Is Here!

January 26, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!

January 22, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

An Analysis Of Tinned Full English Breakfasts

May 6, 2014January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Psychotic World of Omurice: The World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes!

May 10, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

April 30, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces

April 22, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Pizzas In The World

April 15, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Awful Fast Food!

April 9, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Complete And Utter Food Disasters!

March 20, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Soup: The World’s Worst Bouillabaisse!

Burger
March 13, 2013November 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Burger Special: To Infinity… and Beyond!

March 6, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza!

January 30, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep Fried Food!

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

December 2, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Horror Of The Food Splat

April 20, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

April 13, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some Weird Foods We Found via The Internet

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