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Category: Food Disasters

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022January 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Horrible food
February 29, 2016February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

Chess
March 25, 2015August 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

March 11, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Lamenting This Highly Disappointing Houmous

January 27, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Pot Noodle Easter Egg Is Here!

January 26, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

October 11, 2014August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There Germs in Wheatgerm?

May 12, 2014August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Good, The Bad, and the EGGly!

Cheese
May 9, 2014February 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

December 13, 2013August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Glorious Examples Why Cabbage Won’t Be The Death of Us All!

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

May 10, 2013August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

April 30, 2013August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces

April 22, 2013August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Pizzas in the World

April 15, 2013August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Awful Fast Food

April 9, 2013August 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Complete And Utter Food Disasters!

March 27, 2013August 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Cake: A Celebration of Sugar, Frosting, and Other Stuff!

March 20, 2013August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Soup: The World’s Worst Bouillabaisse!

March 6, 2013August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

January 22, 2013December 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s and its Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

The Food Splat
December 2, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Food Splat: Dodgy Food and the Lack of Aesthetics

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