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Category: Food Disasters

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Horrible food
February 29, 2016February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

Chess
March 25, 2015April 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

March 11, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Lamenting This Highly Disappointing Houmous

January 27, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Pot Noodle Easter Egg Is Here!

January 26, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

May 10, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

A really strange looking sauce full to the top of a pan
April 30, 2013August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces

Pizza
April 22, 2013January 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Pizzas In The World

April 15, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Awful Fast Food!

April 9, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Complete And Utter Food Disasters!

March 20, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Soup: The World’s Worst Bouillabaisse!

Burger
March 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Burger Special: To Infinity… and Beyond

March 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

December 2, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Horror Of The Food Splat

A ham and tomato sandwich
April 20, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

April 13, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Weird Foods We Found On The Internet

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