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Category: World Food History

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

A brief history of noodles
April 14, 2023April 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Noodles 🍜

A brief history of frog legs
March 31, 2023March 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

A History of Mochi
February 24, 2023February 24, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mochi (餅): Kawaii Japanese Rice Cakes

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

The History of Candyfloss
September 2, 2022September 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭

Lemon history with many lemons
August 26, 2022August 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Lemons 🍋

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

The history of houmous
June 24, 2022June 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts)

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

Chicken nuggets with a small ramekin of BBQ sauce
August 6, 2021June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BBQ Sauce: Making US Barbecues Ultra-Saucy (Since Forever)

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