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Category: Ask Dr. Moron

Belly button fluff will send you straight to hell
2 weeks ago May 29, 2023May 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is there a CURE for male belly button fluff!?”

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Chess wounds ruin lives
October 25, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Bwahahaha and the curse of Evil Laugh Syndrome
September 19, 2022September 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”

Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

Gary the Gallbladder has gone rogue presenting the news
August 30, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

Red blood cells in a vein
April 5, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

Pinocchio with his giant nose
August 24, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

Someone walking down stairs with a close up of a big toe
October 6, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

A person lifting their foot up, displaying their ankle behind socks
August 24, 2020August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

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