
Category: Ask Dr. Moron


Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”
