Category: Ask Dr. Moron
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”
Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises
Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”
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