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Autumn
2 days ago November 12, 2018November 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons!

Romantic dinner
1 week ago November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Kererū pigeon beak
October 21, 2018October 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018October 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Ignorance
October 2, 2018October 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon

Pigeon
September 30, 2018September 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

People Are Strange by The Doors
September 23, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018September 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas!

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

Emotions
September 10, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

Keith Moon drumming
September 7, 2018September 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon: 40th Anniversary of Drumming Madman’s Death

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September 6, 2018September 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Rollin' Wild
September 5, 2018September 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Ballooned 3D Super Animals: Rollin’ Wild is Gloriously Rotund

Remi Cabarrou vinyl painting
September 5, 2018September 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

Solar system planets
August 21, 2018August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Michael Schumacher driving a broken Ferrari at Spa in 1998
August 10, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

F1 – Spa 1998: 20 Years On From The Race Of All Races

Men and women dating
August 6, 2018August 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

Shut Up
July 30, 2018July 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Shut Up” Into The Title

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Job interview questions
July 10, 2018July 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

Job spec for hiring
July 9, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

Manikin female head
July 6, 2018July 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of CPR Manikins & L’Inconnue de la Seine

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