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A tuna sandwich
1 hour ago September 21, 2021September 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

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Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

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Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

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September 6, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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September 2, 2021September 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Belgian Grand Prix 2001: Drama, Chaos, and Tragedy Averted

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August 31, 2021August 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

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August 30, 2021September 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Charlie Watts: Rolling Stones’ Steady as a Rock Drummer

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August 26, 2021August 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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August 24, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

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August 23, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

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August 21, 2021August 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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August 16, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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August 10, 2021August 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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August 7, 2021August 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #3: Comments About Online Commenting

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August 2, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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July 27, 2021July 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

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July 26, 2021July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

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July 19, 2021July 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

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July 10, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

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June 29, 2021June 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

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