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A human skull covered in horrifying blood
21 hours ago January 23, 2020January 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Formula E
2 days ago January 22, 2020January 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Formula E: Electric Racing is Chaotic, Fast, & Furious

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3 days ago January 21, 2020January 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Mobike
4 days ago January 20, 2020January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

Knightmare TV show
7 days ago January 17, 2020January 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knightmare: Cult Classic British Blue Screen Kids TV Done Proper

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
1 week ago January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
1 week ago January 14, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Yoyoka Soma drummer girl
2 weeks ago January 13, 2020January 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Yoyoka Soma: 10 Year Old Japanese Drumming Sensation

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2 weeks ago January 10, 2020January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Alex the Honking Bird: A Birdo Just Has to Honk

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020January 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

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January 6, 2020January 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Taki Inoue: The Worst F1 Driver Ever?

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019December 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019December 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

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December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

The Secret Policeman's Ball
December 20, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Policeman’s Ball: “Will this wind, be so mighty?” & The End of the World

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019December 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019December 13, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
December 10, 2019December 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion’s AI is a Beautiful Thing

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Vote with hands reaching out to it
December 6, 2019December 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019December 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Pixelophonia
November 30, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pixelophonia: Tribute to the Amazing Symphonic Orchestra

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

On White II by Vassily Kandinsky
November 26, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)

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