Category: Special Features
Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness
Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them
Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel: The Cutest Rodent on Earth?
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
Teapots: Rejoice Over These Great Things Immediately
The Frogmouth: Celebrating This Bizarre Birdo Species
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor
IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test
Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver
Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills
15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title
Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women
Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener
The Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion: Eerie TV History
Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51
Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes!
Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
Professional Moron is Ill
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
