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The curtsy in the workplace
1 day ago May 20, 2022May 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

Gilles Villeneuve in his Ferrari overalls
2 weeks ago May 8, 2022May 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gilles Villeneuve Tribute to the F1 Legend

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May 6, 2022May 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

About the 2025 Osaka World Expo Mascot

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

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April 23, 2022April 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #11: Notes on Bottom, Comedy, and Satire

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April 19, 2022April 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A door with a door knock, ideal for knock, knock, ginger
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Knock, Knock, Ginger: The History of the Ding-Dong-Ditch Prank

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

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Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

Red blood cells in a vein
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Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

Mas Mosley: It's Complicated F1 documentary
March 23, 2022March 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Mosley: It’s Complicated: Intriguing Documentary on FIA’s Head Honcho

Love hearts for you
March 22, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Love Songs Improved By Adding “Rancid” Into the Title

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March 19, 2022March 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #10: Why Formula 1 is Good For You

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

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Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

A businessman explaining something at work
March 1, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Mansplaining at Work: The Laws For Expounding Men & Hippos

An abandoned ship left in the countryside
February 28, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s solution for everything is to abandon ship”

A steel Japanese teapot
February 26, 2022February 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Teapot: Cast Iron Excellence in Support of Teaism

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

Professional Moron 10th Anniversary
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MoroniCast: Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Rampage!

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February 19, 2022February 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Celeb Tribute Special!

Professional Moron's 10th Anniversary
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Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Special

F1 Suzuka 1995
February 17, 2022May 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

F1 Suzuka 1995: Alesi’s Masterclass in Doing Everything For Nothing

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

The Collection from the Manchester Art Gallery
February 12, 2022February 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Collection: Take a Tour of the Manchester Art Gallery

A shed in the countryside
February 8, 2022February 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Classic Books Improved By Adding “Shed” into the Title

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A cartoon example banning leaning in certain areas at work
January 31, 2022January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Leaning at Work: The Laws on Casually Sloping Employees

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022January 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Upper class people enjoying a luncheon
January 17, 2022January 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

10 Hit Singles Ruined By Making Them Upper Class

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

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