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Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
1 day ago December 2, 2022December 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
4 days ago November 29, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London podcast review
1 week ago November 26, 2022November 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #15: Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
1 week ago November 25, 2022November 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

How to channel your inner bitch
2 weeks ago November 21, 2022November 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I channel my inner bitch, please?”

Beauty and the Belch fairy tale story
November 18, 2022November 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Santa’s Delightful Fairy Tale “Beauty and the Belch”

A battle scene due to the boss banning the use of Oxford Commas
November 15, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Oxford Comma at Work: The Law on a Final Comma in Lists

Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Christmas Invasion
November 10, 2022November 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!

Typos guarantee business bankruptcy
November 8, 2022November 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Typos at Work: The Law on Spelling Error Procedures

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

A crazy looking Santa showing his teeth
October 28, 2022October 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

Chess wounds ruin lives
October 25, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

The Depths of Wikipedia
October 22, 2022October 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Depths of Wikipedia by Annie Rauwerda

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Return of the Gout
October 7, 2022October 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Return of the Gout (Oh My God)

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Energy drinks make your employees less lazy
October 3, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Energy Drinks at Work: Laws on Energising Lazy Employees

Santa does steroids and gets ripped
September 30, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bodybuilding Santa Does Steroids & Gets Ripped

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Bwahahaha and the curse of Evil Laugh Syndrome
September 19, 2022September 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
September 16, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

Jaws podcast special about sharks
September 10, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #14: Jaws Tribute Extravaganza Thing

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

Gary the Gallbladder has gone rogue presenting the news
August 30, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”

Workplace pranks destroy livelihoods
August 29, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs

Voices from the past - interviews with older generations
August 27, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Voices From the Past: Old Interviews Remember Bygone Eras

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

When best friends steal baby names
August 22, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend stole my baby name!”

An old map of Manchester city centre in the UK
August 20, 2022August 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Old Footage of Manchester: The City Through the 20th Century

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