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A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
3 days ago March 28, 2023March 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Food theft at work is illegal
4 days ago March 27, 2023March 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)

The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
6 days ago March 25, 2023March 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Villeneuve Pironi the F1 documentary
1 week ago March 22, 2023March 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Villeneuve Pironi: Emotional Documentary on Tragic F1 Duo

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
2 weeks ago March 20, 2023March 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

The Adventures of Celine Dion
2 weeks ago March 18, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

Blowing your nose at work
March 17, 2023March 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

When a husband calls a woman wifey
February 6, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The woman hates it when I call her ‘wifey’!”

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

Thug life with Caravaggio and his genius art
January 18, 2023January 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Caravaggio: The Criminal Record of a Genius Artist

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Tall people at work guide
January 6, 2023January 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Tall People at Work: Laws on HEIGHT in Working Environments

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Professional Moron's End of Year 2022 Bonanza
December 31, 2022December 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s End of Year Bonanza 2022

A lot of crazy Santa Clauses
December 30, 2022December 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Movie Adapation! 🎞️

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Santa Claus joins social media
December 23, 2022December 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Joins Social Media

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

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