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Category: Silliness

Leslie's Lazy Laundry Service
4 days ago May 17, 2022May 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
1 week ago May 12, 2022May 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
2 weeks ago May 10, 2022May 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
2 weeks ago May 9, 2022April 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

Stunts! With Seriously Stupid Stuart
May 5, 2022April 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

STUNTS! With Seriously Stupid Stuart [Sponsored Post]

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Nina's Nebula Nair Bar and Space Station
April 28, 2022April 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Nina’s Nebula Nail Bar & Space Station [Sponsored Post]

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza
April 12, 2022April 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza [Sponsored Post]

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

UnderSwear the world's first swearing underpants
April 4, 2022April 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Invention: UnderSwear (the world’s first CUSSING underpants)

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Erica's Earwax Eradicator Enterprise
March 24, 2022March 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Erica’s Earwax Eradicator Enterprise [Sponsored Post]

Love hearts for you
March 22, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Love Songs Improved By Adding “Rancid” Into the Title

Doolally Doreen's Demented Data Processing
March 17, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Doolally Doreen’s Demented Data Processing [Sponsored Post]

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

Murray the hamster in evil mode
March 12, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q1 2022 Report Card & KPIs

Berserk Barry's Bombastic Bin Collections
March 10, 2022March 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Barry’s Bombastic Bin Collections [Sponsored Post]

Dave's Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership
March 3, 2022March 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership [Sponsored Post]

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

Dangerous Mary's Horrifying Gardening Co.
February 15, 2022February 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dangerous Mary’s Horrifying Gardening Co. [Sponsored Post]

Sid's Shed Slaying Service
February 10, 2022February 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sid’s Shed Slaying Service [Sponsored Post]

Gangrenous Gary's Giraffe Rental Service
February 3, 2022January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gangrenous Gary’s Giraffe Rental Service [Sponsored Post]

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
January 13, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Merry Mike’s Drunken Martial Arts Classes! [Sponsored Post]

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
January 4, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

NASTY: Join the World’s WORST Space Program [Sponsored Post]

A cartoon alien on a half Moon with a Christmas tree attached
January 3, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

Mad Maureen's Magnificent Mud Museum
December 28, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mad Maureen’s Magnificent Mud Museum [Sponsored Post]

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

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