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Category: Silliness

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

The Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Tongue Twister Society
August 13, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Join the Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Society [Sponsored Post]

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

Whiplash Wendy's Wonderful Taxi Warehouse
July 29, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash Wendy’s Wonderful Taxi Warehouse [Sponsored Post]

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

Berserk Brian's Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza
July 22, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Brian’s Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza! [Sponsored Post]

Atrocious Andy's Bad Acting Emporium
July 15, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Atrocious Andy’s Bad Acting Emporium [Sponsored Post]

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

Gobby Gary's Gigantic Gymnasium Group
July 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gobby Gary’s Gigantic Gymnasium Group [Sponsored Post]

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

April 6, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

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