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Category: short stories

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

Owl
March 6, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

Posthoumous
August 10, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

The Dead Cigarettes
October 15, 2017September 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Cigarettes

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