cheese

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
    • Haiku Friday
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • Indie Games
    • Modern Games
  • About

Category: short stories

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

Owl
March 6, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

Posthoumous
August 10, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

The Dead Cigarettes
October 15, 2017January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Cigarettes

Join 1,595 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn

Cripes… it’s Twitter!

My Tweets

Six Degrees of Instagram

It’s all about the angles. #city #Manchester #architecture #cityscape #urbanlife #blackandwhite
A bit of #gothic #London! *eerie scream* #architecture #kingscrossstation #city #cityscape
Yeah, mon. #graffiti #Trafford #Manchester #art #city #cityscape #citylife
Ready to rockkkk!!!! #BeyondBurger #vegan #veganism #food #foodporn 🍔
Nearly done! ✅ #BeyondBurger #vegan #veganism #burgers #health #food
Cooking a #BeyondBurger. So amazing the sound failed. And a hungry Viking looks on! #Vegan #Veganism #food #burger #health #burgers

Our Most Excellent Posts

In Praise of Yellow
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
I Am Error: Zelda II's Existential Crisis Explained
Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D'Onofrio's Brilliance in MIB
In Praise of the Opening Music From Mr. Bean
Agony Aunt: "HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!"
10 Vegetables Which Sound Like Your Insulting Someone
The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise
Titanic: “I’m flying... Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Universal City Studios V Nintendo: How Not to Sue Someone

Looking for Something?

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2019. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com