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Paris, Texas 1984 film by Wm Wenders
December 24, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Paris, Texas: Wandering & Wondering in Colourful Cult Classic

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell soundtrack by Notorious Knave
December 21, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell’s Beautiful Soundtrack 🌛

Paris, Texas 1984 film by Wm Wenders
December 24, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Paris, Texas: Wandering & Wondering in Colourful Cult Classic

The Susanator (a Terminator cat)
December 22, 2025December 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Susanator: Termination Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell
December 21, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell is an Exquisite Metroidvania 🌔

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell soundtrack by Notorious Knave
December 21, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell’s Beautiful Soundtrack 🌛

Santa's Sprouts Shambles
December 20, 2025December 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: A Massive Order of Sprouts 🥬

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

How the Winch Stole Christmas book
December 15, 2025December 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were 🏗️

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond on the Switch 2
December 14, 2025December 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond the Spectacular Return of Samus ☄️

A Beautiful World by James Norbury
December 13, 2025December 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Beautiful World by James Norbury 🐼🐲

Santa's court order to write Christmas cards
December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards 😡

Sinners the 2025 horror film
December 10, 2025December 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sinners: Mega Musical Horror Jaunt With Blues and Folk 🪕

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs)
December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) ⚠️🧑‍🎄🚨

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚

ABRISS Build to Destroy the game
December 7, 2025December 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

ABRISS: Build to Destroy – The Art of DESTRUCTION 💣

Spinch the psychedelic platformer
December 7, 2025December 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spinch: Vibrancy Galore in Challenging 2D Platformer 🌈

Santa and the arctic fox
December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox 🦊

Phantom Thread by Paul Thomas Anderson
December 3, 2025December 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Phantom Thread: Elegant Period Drama With Extra Panache 🧵

Compost the book with rave reviews
December 2, 2025December 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Compost: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍🌾

A man with a disgusting nose in the workplace
December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers 👃

Consume Me the indie game
November 30, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Consume Me: Unique Eating Disorder Management Satire 🍰

Torii the 2022 video game
November 30, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Torii: The Introspective Voyage With Lots of Orange 🟧🟠🔶

I Wanna Be Adored by The Stone Roses
November 29, 2025November 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

I Wanna Be Adored: The Enigmatic Stone Roses Classic 🍋

Santa's Toilet Dilemma
November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽

Birthday Heist on the Hillside Yetch jigsaw puzzle
November 26, 2025December 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Glory to the Birthday Heist on the Hillside Jigsaw 🧩🎂

Lots of male and female flight attendants gathered together
November 25, 2025November 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flight Attendant People: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍✈️👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

Blippo+ on the Playdate
November 23, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Blippo+ and the Weird World of 1980s Channel Hopping 📺

A Fool's Errand for the Playdate console
November 23, 2025November 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Fool’s Errand: Inventive Playdate Romp With a Stairwell 🏰

Independent People by Halldór Laxness
November 22, 2025December 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Independent People by Halldór Laxness 🗻

Santa's Honeymoon with beaches, snow, and explosions
November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️

Tribute to Mani of The Stone Roses
November 20, 2025November 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mani of The Stone Roses Tribute 🍋

The Naked Gun 2025 film with Liam Neeson
November 19, 2025November 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Naked Gun: Liam Neeson Reboot is a Good Laugh 🔫

Femke Bol and the art of winning from behind
November 18, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Femke Bol and the Art of Winning From Behind 🥇

Day 3 of Hyper Japan in Manchester
November 17, 2025November 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Konnichiwa to Hyper Japan in Manchester 🍙🎴🏯🥢

Ropuka's Idle Island game
November 16, 2025November 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ropuka’s Idle Island: Beautiful Little Idle Game With a Frog 🐸

Desktop Fishes icon
November 16, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Desktop Fishes: Cute and Relaxing Idle Fishy Thing 🐟🐠🐡

Santa Claus just got married
November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI 💑👰💍

Petite Maman by Céline Sciamma
November 12, 2025November 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Petite Maman: Subtle French Fantasy on Grief & Loss 💔

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