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Category: Haiku Friday

Halloween Haiku Spectacular
October 9, 2026October 9, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween Haiku: Spooky Horror Prose Spectacular 🧟🧛🧟‍♀️

Supermarket haiku sweep special poetry
August 7, 2026August 7, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Supermarket Haiku Sweep Friday Special Extravaganza! 🛒🏪✒️

AI Haiku
July 11, 2025July 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

AI Haiku: Embrace the Lazy World of Auto-Generated Poetry 🤖

Cats haiku special
May 6, 2025May 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Haiku Special – Purrs and Puns 🐈‍⬛🐈

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive 🎉✒️

Christmas haiku poetry special
December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special 🎅🎄✍️

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! 🧀

Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special 🍂

Horror Haiku with a giant bleeding hand
June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Horror Haiku: Quake in Terror Poetry Fans! 😱

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Autumn
October 18, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

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