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Category: Retro gaming

Mario Kart: Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance
2 weeks ago March 19, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Super Circuit (another amazeballs time of it)

Kirby's Dream Land on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Kirby’s Dream Land: Chilled Out Game Boy Platforming Fun

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

The Goldeneye 007 Remake for Switch and Xbox
February 5, 2023February 4, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 Returns With Masterly FPS Action (flaws and all)

WinBack on the Nintendo 64
February 5, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Operation: WinBack: TAKE COVER! In Ambitious N64 Shooter

The first Mario Party on the N64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

Castlevania on the Nintendo 64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania 64: Mediocre Step Into 3D for Famed Series

The Sega Toylet urinal arcade game
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Sega Toylet: Interactive Urinal-Based Gaming… Fun

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga the arcade game
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga: Arcade Kancho Sim for Practical Jokers

Lion King on the Super Nintendo
December 24, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Lion King: ROAR! Fun 1994 Game Tie-In for Disney Thing

March of the Penguins on the Game Boy Advance
December 24, 2022December 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

March of the Penguins: Lemmings Style Oscar Winner Spin Off

King's Quest I
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

King’s Quest I: Landmark Adventure Game From 1984

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Quake the 1996 FPS
November 13, 2022November 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)

Wolfenstein 3D in 1992 by id Software
November 13, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)

The Secret of Monkey Island 1990 video game
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Secret of Monkey Island: Bring on the Charm & Barbed Witticisms

Monkey Island soundtracks
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Island Music Tribute (doff your Caribbean hat)

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Muscle March the Wii game
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Muscle March: The Wii’s Inexplicable Bodybuilder Romp

Super Mario educational games
August 21, 2022August 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Educational Games: Get Super & Learn Stuff

Somari intro screen
August 21, 2022August 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Somari: The Unlicensed NES Mashup of Mario & Sonic

SD F-1 Grand Prix intro screen
April 10, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SD F-1 Grand Prix (グランプリ): The Japan Only SNES F1 Racing Romp

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner on the NES
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner: Behold! 3D on the NES!

Ufouria on the NES
April 3, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ufouria (Hebereke): Weird NES Game With an Excellent Bobble Hat

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Metal Slug the original 1996 game
February 13, 2022February 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Metal Slug: More Run-And-Gun Mayhem (huzzah!)

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Contra: Classic Run-And-Gun Romp With Machismo

Innsmouth no Yakata on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Innsmouth no Yakata: VR Horror With H.P. Lovecraft Fish Monsters

Golf on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 5, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Golf on the Virtual Boy: More Blood Red Sporting Excellence

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy
January 23, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy: The Blood Red Weirdness Game

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru on the Game Boy
January 23, 2022January 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru: Japan-Only Game Boy Romp

Lost Winds 2: Winter of the Melodias
January 2, 2022January 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

LostWinds 2: Winter of the Melodias is Gusty Reminiscing

Weird Dreams on the Atari
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Dreams: Freaky Cinematic Platformer About Dreaming

Daze Before Christmas on the Super Nintendo
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Daze Before Christmas: Retro Christmas Romp With Baubles

Revenge of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Revenge of the Mutant Camels: Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals Return in C64 Sequel

Attack of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021December 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Mutant Camels: C64 Romp With Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals

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