Category: Genius New Recipes
Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)
Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake
Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe
Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce
Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread
Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)
Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)
Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)
Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup
Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)
Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)
Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)
Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)
Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab
Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie
Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)
Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)
