Category: Genius New Recipes
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)
Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)
Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)
Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)
Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)
Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches
Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie
Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)
Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)
Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!
Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)
Exclusive Recipe: Tobacco Smoked Salmon
Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)
Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn
Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!
Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)
Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)
Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!
Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)
