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Category: Genius New Recipes

3 days ago June 23, 2017June 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream

Toilet Cloner
7 days ago June 19, 2017June 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

The Spice Girls Pizza
2 weeks ago June 14, 2017June 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)

Pain et Agony au Chocolat
June 6, 2017June 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

Candy Floss Floss
May 17, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

Sardine Soufflé
May 12, 2017May 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

Potato Milk
May 4, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

Satsuma Sandwiches
April 27, 2017April 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

Noodles and Poodles Smoothie
April 19, 2017April 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

Haddock and Coca Cola Soup
April 3, 2017April 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

Crisps Soup Recipe
March 30, 2017March 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

A falafel recipe which will make you feel truly awful!
March 15, 2017March 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

Figs and Chips Recipe
March 13, 2017March 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)

The Lassi Lasagne
March 3, 2017March 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!

The Kebabe - A romantic kebab!
February 15, 2017February 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

Tobacco smoked salmon
February 10, 2017February 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tobacco Smoked Salmon

Corn on the Cobra
January 23, 2017January 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)

poopcorn
December 27, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn

Musturd
December 21, 2016December 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016December 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Watermelon and baked beans smoothie
November 29, 2016November 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!

Hipster or Viking beard?
November 18, 2016November 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)

The CupBoard
October 31, 2016October 31, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016October 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016October 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

Salt and vinegar ice cream
October 4, 2016October 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016September 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016September 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016September 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016September 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016August 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Watermelon recipe
August 23, 2016August 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

Grapes of Wraps
August 15, 2016August 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)

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