
Category: Genius New Recipes


Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!
