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Category: Genius New Recipes

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

A cheese tea from Ohayo Tea in Manchester city centre
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

Gavel hammer in case law
March 12, 2020March 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Custard
February 8, 2018September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017January 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

A novel, which could be edible
November 13, 2017November 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Crisp smoothies
October 27, 2017January 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

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