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Category: Genius New Recipes

Cement
March 25, 2019March 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018March 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Custard
February 8, 2018February 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

A novel, which could be edible
November 13, 2017November 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Crisp smoothies
October 27, 2017October 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

Machos - manly nachos for men only
September 18, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

Fetid cheese
September 11, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Champain
August 31, 2017August 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

Tiramiso Soup
August 25, 2017August 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

Sauceages are better than sausages
August 11, 2017August 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

Baguettes food and a plastic bin bag
August 8, 2017August 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

Key lime pie - now with added keys!
July 28, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Lemon Migraine Pie
July 13, 2017July 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)

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