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Category: The Story of the Fake Band

The Yodelling Yobbos
March 10, 2023March 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety

The Sound of Silence (and grizzly bears) the folk album
January 24, 2023January 24, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Grizzly Bear: Growling Folk Act With a Lethal Streak

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters metal band
December 26, 2022December 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music

The Giraffes the '60s novelty band
December 5, 2022December 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffes: ’60s Rockers Who (ironically) Fell Short of Greatness

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow and the opera Rabies
October 31, 2022October 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow: Classical Music (with rabies)

NO STINKS ATTACHED the BOZone album
October 18, 2022October 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BOZone: Foul-Smelling Boyband With a Body Odour Agenda

Dancing Derek the DJ
September 13, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Derek: The Breakdancing DJ Banned For Eternity

The Smug Pistols with many posh people
September 5, 2022September 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Smug Pistols: Posh Anarchy From the Upper Class Punk Band

Orange Juice With Bits includes a picture of Satan and Hell
August 15, 2022August 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Orange Juice: The Heavy Metal Band Keen on Vitamin C

Acoustic Angus the '70s folk music star
July 26, 2022July 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Acoustic Angus: The ’70s Folk Music Hero Ruined by a Typo

PretenShush's album Meretricious Space Haddock
July 18, 2022July 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

PretenShush: The ’70s Prog Rockers Big on Week-Long Solos

The crooner albums of Gut-Rot McGee
June 13, 2022June 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gut-Rot McGee: The Story of the (fake) ’50s Crooner Star

Tumbleweed Tuna country music band
May 30, 2022May 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tumbleweed Tuna: The Story of the (fake) Country Music Band

Donkey Music the album
January 21, 2013August 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Musical Donkeys: A Skiffle Band of Donkeys

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