Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Cats Organised Neatly: Arrange Cats in Cute Puzzler
Hamster Monogatari 64: The ONLY Hamster-Based N64 Game
The Seagull by Anton Chekhov
The Pasty: British Baked Pastry is Very, Very British
Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”
Graceland: Paul Simon’s South African Steeped Solo Masterpiece
Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)
Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom: Oddball Veggie Game
Awesome Possum… Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt: A Strange Game
The History of Juggling: Cascading Our Way Through Time
Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart
Butter Pie: Legendary Lancashire Pie With Catholic Roots
Mrs. Doubtfire: Cross-Dressing Comedy With Housekeeping
Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage
Hit Singles Improved By Adding “Beans” Into the Title
Bubsy 3D: The Tremendously Bad PlayStation Platformer
The Wizard of Oz: SNES 2D Platformer Disaster
MoroniCast Episode #1: Notes on Talking Northern British
Beans on Toast: The Ultimate British Meal of Champions
Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”
The Who Sell Out: Melodic Concept Album With Lots of Beans
Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle
Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources
Cyber Shadow: Intense Indie Title With Funky Sounds
Toree 3D: A Super Cheap Mini-Retro Fun Blast Platformer
The Duel by Joseph Conrad
Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing
Will & Grates: The Spin Off Sitcom That Never Was
Drive: The Super Cool Action Drama Cult Classic
Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)
How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work
Super Mario Maker 2: Super Fun Level Maker, Ahoy!
Geometry Dash: Addictive Endless Runner With Dance Music
Beyond the Visible—Hilma af Klint: Story of the Mysterious Artist
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”
