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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
4 hours ago January 21, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

The cast of Father Ted
1 day ago January 20, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Father Ted: DRINK! It’s the Ecumenical Comedy Classic

Human feet made out in the shape of rocks on a sandy beach
2 days ago January 19, 2021January 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
3 days ago January 18, 2021January 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

PaRappa the Rapper on the PlayStation
4 days ago January 17, 2021January 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

PaRappa the Rapper: Legendary Cutesy Rapping Rhythm Game

Pandemonium on the PlayStation
4 days ago January 17, 2021January 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pandemonium! Fast-Paced PlayStation Platformer

A book collection in black and white, with a DVD of Princess Mononoke
5 days ago January 16, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Book of da Week

Ringo Starr playing the drums with The Beatles
1 week ago January 11, 2021January 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ringo Starr: The Beatles’ Solid & Inventive Drummer Bloke

Road Rash on the Mega Drive
2 weeks ago January 10, 2021January 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Road Rash: Mega Drive Violence On Yer Bike!

Sega's Columns on the Game Gear
2 weeks ago January 10, 2021January 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Columns: Sega’s Colourful Game Gear Rival to Tetris

The Lost World by Michael Crichton
2 weeks ago January 9, 2021January 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Lost World by Michael Crichton

An assortment of fresh kippers
2 weeks ago January 8, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

The Duellists
January 6, 2021January 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Duellists: En Garde! It’s Ridley Scott’s Historical Drama Debut

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

Iconoclasts the indie game
January 3, 2021January 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers

Prince of Persia on the NES
January 3, 2021January 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Prince of Persia: Cinematic Fantasy Jaunt With Lots of Death

Jurassic Park the novel
January 2, 2021January 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

A Norwegian lemming emerging from a rock
December 31, 2020January 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Katana Zero
December 27, 2020December 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Katana ZERO: Some Eighties Style Neo-Noir Awesome

Unto the End
December 27, 2020December 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Unto the End: Snowy Platformer With Heavy Breathing

Congo by Michael Crichton
December 26, 2020January 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Congo by Michael Crichton

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020December 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

American Splendor the 2003 film
December 23, 2020December 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

American Splendor: Fun Harvey Pekar Sort of Romp

Punch's satirical picture of a Victorian-era crinoline
December 22, 2020December 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

Yooka-Laylee
December 20, 2020December 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Yooka-Laylee: Homage to ’90s Collectathons is Groovy

Onegai Monsters on the N64
December 20, 2020December 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Onegai Monster: Bottom Up’s Obscure N64 Romp

Stig of the Dump bu Clive King
December 19, 2020December 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

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