Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Father Ted: DRINK! It’s the Ecumenical Comedy Classic
What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?
Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid
PaRappa the Rapper: Legendary Cutesy Rapping Rhythm Game
Pandemonium! Fast-Paced PlayStation Platformer
The Very Best of Book of da Week
Ringo Starr: The Beatles’ Solid & Inventive Drummer Bloke
Road Rash: Mega Drive Violence On Yer Bike!
Columns: Sega’s Colourful Game Gear Rival to Tetris
The Lost World by Michael Crichton
Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish
Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)
The Duellists: En Garde! It’s Ridley Scott’s Historical Drama Debut
Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations
Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”
Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers
Prince of Persia: Cinematic Fantasy Jaunt With Lots of Death
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”
Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics
Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]
10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title
Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)
Katana ZERO: Some Eighties Style Neo-Noir Awesome
Unto the End: Snowy Platformer With Heavy Breathing
Congo by Michael Crichton
Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff
American Splendor: Fun Harvey Pekar Sort of Romp
Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts
Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”
Yooka-Laylee: Homage to ’90s Collectathons is Groovy
Onegai Monster: Bottom Up’s Obscure N64 Romp
Stig of the Dump by Clive King
