
Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.


Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)

Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla

Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter

Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals

Hedra by Jesse Lonergan

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

It’s All Gone Pete Tong: Thoughtful Meditation on Excess & Loss

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Luigi’s Mansion 3: Super Cute Haunted House Horror Fun

Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming

Gaming Backlog & GameBlast21 Charity Marathon Majigger

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

Leaving Las Vegas: Challenging Drama About Mental Health

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

Game Boy Camera: Nintendo’s Surreal & Fun ’90s Peripheral

Yoshi’s Safari: Cutesy & Obscure SNES Super Scope Shooter

Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Return to Oz: There’s No Place Like a Terrifying Kids Movie
