Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit
Duran Duran: Live Aid 1985 & Le Bon’s Bum Note
Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”
Universal City Studios V Nintendo: How Not to Sue Someone
FAR: Lone Sails – An Adventure Steeped in Solitude Hits the Switch
GNOG: Super Amazeballs Fun Puzzler Musical Buster 64
Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan
Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing
The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity
Woodstock: 50th Anniversary of the Legendary Music Festival
Keith Carlock: One of Your New Favourite Jazz Drummers
Synchronicity: Plum Pudding & Monsieur de Fontgibu
Journey: Breathtaking Indie Game Excellence
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil – N64 Classic Roars Onto the Switch
Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking by Susan Cain
How to Use the Toilet at Work
Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”
Mr. Blobby: Explaining This ’90s British Thing For You
Grassland Groove: Tropical Freeze’s Masterpiece of a Level
Feather: Relaxing & Colourful Indie Game Bird Flight Thing
A Steroid Hit The Earth: The Catastrophic World of Misprints by Martin Toseland
Two Sides of the Moon: Keith Moon’s Disastrous Solo Album
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts
Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism
Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049
Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”
Graffiti Reblog Special: Blue Tit & Arnie in Blue
Sea of Solitude: Beautiful Adventure is a Bit Lacking
My Friend Pedro: Stylish Shoot ‘Em Up Lacks KILLER Blow
Chernobyl: History of a Tragedy by Serhii Plokhy
