Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause: TV Shows That Never Were
Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks
Return to Monkey Island: Another Charming Adventure (Mwahaha!)
Trombone Champ: Absurd Rhythm Game Takes the World by Storm
I am the Resurrection: The Stone Roses’ Epic Master Stroke
Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper
Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Super Size Me: Docu About Why Eating Fast Food is Bad
Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”
Flynn: Son of Crimson: The Pixel Perfect Platformer
Olija: Atmospheric Amiga Type Jaunt as a Fisherman
(Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister: Candy Floss & Flirting in Indie Gem
Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat
Celebrity Endorsement Bins Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Wings of Hope: Juliane Koepcke’s Remarkable Ordeal & Survival
Dancing Derek: The Breakdancing DJ Banned For Eternity
Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”
The Battle of Polytopia: Low Poly Strategy Sim With Lots of Colour
Mindustry: Tower-Defense Romp With Resource Management Galore
MoroniCast Episode #14: Jaws Tribute Extravaganza Thing
Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022
Obsidian Spheres “R” Us [Sponsored Post]
Fantasia: A Night at the Opera With Disney & Stokowski
Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves
The Smug Pistols: Posh Anarchy From the Upper Class Punk Band
Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator (buy low, sell high)
Coffee Talk: Enjoy Fantasy Brews and Banter as a Barista
Substitute: Celebrating The Who’s Uplifting & Iconic Single
The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭
Tony’s Tyrannical Toilets Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Lovely Memories…
Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”
Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs
Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!
Muscle March: The Wii’s Inexplicable Bodybuilder Romp
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