Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?
Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?
Mission Impossible: Flawed N64 Game is Okay
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire—Brilliantly Muted Shooter
The Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov
Joe Morello: Laid-Back Jazz Drummer Extraordinaire
Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert
The Raggy Dolls: A Fun Show For Kids About Rejects
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”
Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?
Donkey Kong: Nintendo’s Legendary Arcade Unit
Minesweeper: Explosive Minimalistic Puzzle Game
The Victim by P.D. James
Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible
Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!
Challenger: The Final Flight—Humane Look at a Disaster
Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”
Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery
Super Mario 3D All-Stars: Hell Yes To This Collection
Super Mario Bros. 3 Game Watch—LCD Review Ahoy
How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper
Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”
Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour—Violent Anti-Monarchy Fun
Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space
Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”
The Oregon Trail Game: Educational Classic With Dysentery
Game & Watch Gallery: Game Boy Retro Romp is Retro
Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver
Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”
Weekend at Bernie’s II: High-Concept Comedy About Death
Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”
