Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Innerspace: Inventive Sci-Fi Romp With Ace Practical Effects
Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”
Earthworm Jim 3D: Not Particularly Groovy N64 Outing
Donkey Kong 64: The Flawed N64 Game With No Donkeys
Choose Your Own Adventure Books—A Tribute
Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell
Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)
Earthworm Jim: Amusing TV Series of a Surreal Video Game
Mitch Mitchell: Former Genius Drummer for Jimi Hendrix
Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was
SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat
Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good
Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham
Mick Jagger’s Dancing & The Jones Family Retro Show
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”
Twister: Windy Blockbuster From 1996 With CGI
Biscuit Dunking: Your Official Moronic Guide
Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)
Wonder Project J2: Obscure N64 Title About a Robot & Bird
Wetrix: Fun N64 Puzzler With Water & Rubber Ducks
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”
Babe: “That’ll do, pig” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*
Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)
Coyote Peterson: The Jackass of Agonising Insect Stings
Bubble Bobble: Cute ’80s NES Platformer With Bubbles
Paperboy: Deliver Newspapers For Your Gaming Kicks
Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”
10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies
A Close Shave: Another Classic From Wallace and Gromit
