Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Superman on the N64: Mike Matei’s Heroic Playthrough Journey
Ice by Anna Kavan
Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus
Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Concrete, Music, & Rain
Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (is still amazeballs)
PlayStation Classic: Cynical Cash Grab or Good Old Fun?
The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch
Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic
FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?
Professional Moron is Ill
The Dreamstone: We FINALLY Unearthed a Childhood Favourite
Exclusive Invention: The Frog Machine (better than fog machines)
Fog: Praising The Beauty of Nature’s Bad Breath (Part 2)
FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?
How to be More AGGRESSIVE!
Diablo III – Eternal Collection: Take On Hell (in a fun way)
London Fog – The Biography by Christine L. Corton
Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)! REJOICE!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
Digitiser the Show: Celebrate Retro Gaming With Mr. Biffo! NOW!
Lots of Different Places: In Praise of Christopher Lambert’s Voice
The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons!
Half Life 2 – Episode Two: The Madness Gets EVEN Better
Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter
Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)
Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)
Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB
FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?
