Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble
How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title
Escape Doodland: Quirky Endless Runner With Chronic Flatulence
Hoa: Upcoming Studio Ghibli-Inspired Platformer
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness
Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)
Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
PiAwk: Cute Bird Indie Romp With a Chirp in its Step (preview)
Unruly Heroes: Rayman Meets Kung Fu Type Fun Hijinks
Ryūnosuke Akutagawa: The Nose (鼻)
Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)
Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)
Eastshade: Chilled Out First-Person Painting Adventure
Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot
FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more!
Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)
Metroid Prime: All Hail One of the Greatest FPSs
Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun!
The Motorcycle Diaries by Ernesto “Che” Guevara
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)
15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them
District 9: 10th Anniversary For Clever Sci-Fi Social Satire
Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun
How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)
Digger T. Rock: Our Long Lost Childhood Memory NES Game
She Remembered Caterpillars: Cutesy Indie Puzzler With Heart
Why I Am So Wise by Friedrich Nietzsche
