Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Runbow: Action-Packed Platform Racing Multiplayer
The Bees by Laline Paull
Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words
Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises
Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)
15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title
Dead Cells: The Bad Seed—DLC for an Indie Game Classic
Frostpunk: Snow & Survival in Intense Strategy Sim
Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe
25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas
How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture
The Angry Red Planet: Sci-Fi Cult Classic & Proof of Life on Mars
Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake
13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title
Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans
Big Red Racing: Radical Retro Racing Glory
Home by Toni Morrison
Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe
Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return
Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)
Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka
Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”
The Pedestrian: Super Inventive Platform/Puzzler About Road Signs
Squidlit: Game Boy Loving Indie Majigger With a Squid
Unbelievable by Paul Jennings
15 Love Songs Ruined by Adding “Mucus” Into the Title
Technical Difficulties: Professional Moron is Down
Futurama: Let’s Remember This Futuristic Show
Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)
This Is What She’s Like: Dexy’s Midnight Runners’ Unhinged Gem
Super Punch-Out!! Punch People in this SNES Classic
Ready 2 Rumble Boxing: Punch People in this Dreamcast Thing
