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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
SteamWorld Dig 2
10 hours ago September 24, 2017September 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Dig 2: It’s Here and It’s Awesome… Hell Yeah!

Rayman Legends Definitive Edition
11 hours ago September 24, 2017September 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition… Worth the Moolah?

Macbeth by William Shakespeare
1 day ago September 23, 2017September 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Macbeth by William Shakespeare

Pram with a battering ram on it
2 days ago September 22, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

How to speak like you're from Northern England
3 days ago September 21, 2017September 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

Mr. Bean - Ecce homo qui est faba
4 days ago September 20, 2017September 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Opening Music From Mr. Bean

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
5 days ago September 19, 2017September 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Machos - manly nachos for men only
6 days ago September 18, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

Williams F1 documentary
1 week ago September 17, 2017September 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Williams F1: One of the Year’s Essential Documentaries

Midnight Express by Billy Hayes
1 week ago September 16, 2017September 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Midnight Express by Billy Hayes

How to tell if your wife is insane
1 week ago September 15, 2017September 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

The Fire Alarm Belt
1 week ago September 14, 2017September 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

Paintings improved by being smelly
2 weeks ago September 13, 2017September 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
2 weeks ago September 12, 2017September 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Fetid cheese
2 weeks ago September 11, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

My Singing Monsters
September 10, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

My Singing Monsters: Singing, Weird, Awesome, & Monstrous!

The Disaster Artist - Greg Sestero and Tom Bissell
September 9, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017September 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017September 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

Classic albums with cabbage in the title
September 5, 2017September 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Monkey Island 2
September 3, 2017September 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Island 2: Monkeys, Islands, Silly Humour? Yes!

253 by Geoff Ryman
September 2, 2017September 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: 253 by Geoff Ryman

Fire extinguisher fetish
September 1, 2017September 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

Champain
August 31, 2017August 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

Come Dine With Flea
August 30, 2017August 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

The MattDress
August 29, 2017August 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

Rick and Morty
August 28, 2017August 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness

Buddy Rich
August 27, 2017August 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Buddy Rich: Drumming Genius, Personality, & Showman

Ubik by Philip K. Dick
August 26, 2017August 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Book of da Week: Ubik by Philip K. Dick

Tiramiso Soup
August 25, 2017August 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

Canned candles
August 24, 2017August 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can

Goldeney N64 20th Anniversary
August 23, 2017August 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007: 20th Anniversary for the Legendary N64 Classic

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017August 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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