Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases
Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: Tarantino’s Slow Burner Romp
Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave
Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese
Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto-hen: The Surreal SNES Beat ‘Em Up
Joust: History of the Ostrich-Based Arcade Co-Op Romp
Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report
Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly
Shoot You Down: Aiming at The Stone Roses’ Classic Track
Great White: The Strangely Dull Shark Survival Horror
Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”
Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?
Doshin the Giant: The 64DD’s Obscure God Simulation
Populous: Bullfrog’s God Game on the Amiga (is good)
The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite
Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday
One Million Years B.C.: 1966 Stop Motion Animation Epic
Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace
Agony Aunt: “My husband wants to be a free solo rock climber!”
Disco Elysium: Hilariously Downtrodden Hangover of an RPG
Rain On Your Parade: Become an Irritation in Jerk Cloud Game
Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge #5: Answers to Culture Qs!
The Chip Butty: History of This Stodge Happy Sandwich
The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!
Free Solo: Documentary About Climbing a Rock
Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”
Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law
Cats Organised Neatly: Arrange Cats in Cute Puzzler
Hamster Monogatari 64: The ONLY Hamster-Based N64 Game
The Seagull by Anton Chekhov
The Pasty: British Baked Pastry is Very, Very British
Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”
Graceland: Paul Simon’s South African Steeped Solo Masterpiece
Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)
