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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
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55 mins ago February 27, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Greggs sausage rolls
23 hours ago February 26, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

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2 days ago February 25, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Jumanji from 1995 with Robin Williams
3 days ago February 24, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals

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4 days ago February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

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5 days ago February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

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6 days ago February 21, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)

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6 days ago February 21, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla

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7 days ago February 20, 2021February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career

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1 week ago February 19, 2021February 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

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1 week ago February 18, 2021February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A Hard Day's Night
1 week ago February 17, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
2 weeks ago February 16, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
2 weeks ago February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Star Fox 2 on the Super Nintendo
2 weeks ago February 14, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter

Starwing on the Super Nintendo
2 weeks ago February 14, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals

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2 weeks ago February 13, 2021February 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hedra by Jesse Lonergan

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

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February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

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February 10, 2021February 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

It’s All Gone Pete Tong: Thoughtful Meditation on Excess & Loss

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Luigi's Mansion 3
February 7, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Luigi’s Mansion 3: Super Cute Haunted House Horror Fun

Virtual Boy Wario Land
February 7, 2021February 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming

GameBlast 2021 from SpecialEffect
February 6, 2021February 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gaming Backlog & GameBlast21 Charity Marathon Majigger

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February 6, 2021February 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

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February 5, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

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February 4, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

Leaving Las Vegas
February 3, 2021February 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Leaving Las Vegas: Challenging Drama About Mental Health

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February 2, 2021January 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

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February 1, 2021February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

Nintendo Game Boy Camera
January 31, 2021January 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy Camera: Nintendo’s Surreal & Fun ’90s Peripheral

Yoshi's Safari on the SNES
January 31, 2021January 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Safari: Cutesy & Obscure SNES Super Scope Shooter

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January 30, 2021January 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver

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January 29, 2021January 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

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January 28, 2021January 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Return to Oz
January 27, 2021January 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Return to Oz: There’s No Place Like a Terrifying Kids Movie

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January 26, 2021January 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

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