Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?
Seagulls Stomping: They Caw Dance, But Not Sing
Great Films That Never Were: Independence Night
ISLANDERS: The Relaxing Minamalist City Builder
Grand Theft Auto: The Casually Violent GTA Series Starter
The Secret Life of Flies by Erica McAlister
Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting
FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master
Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp
Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Worms: Childhood Favourite With Combat Worms & Explosions
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins is an Oddball Romp
Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima
Saturn Devouring His Son: Goya’s Dark Take On Greek Mythology
Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?
Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby
How to Tell if Someone is Lying
Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones
Final Fantasy VII: Masterpiece Hits the Nintendo Switch
Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 – Wario Game Boy Time
The Pillow Book by Sei Shōnagon
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds
Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots
Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults
Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread
Haiku Adventure: The Poetic Point & Click Romp (preview)
Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble
How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
