Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Teapots: Rejoice Over These Great Things Immediately
Tetris 99: Switch Exclusive is Addictive Excellence
The Beauty of Everyday Things by Yanagi Sōetsu
The Frogmouth: Celebrating This Bizarre Birdo Species
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions
Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama From Dr. Oliver Sacks
In Praise of the World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet (Burlington, VT)
An Ode to Video Game Music
An Ode to Video Game Sound Effects
Downwell: We Damn Well Love This Indie Gem
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games
The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse
Super Mario Sunshine: Quicker Than a Ray of Light
Castlevania: The Ultra-Difficult NES Romp of Yore
Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman
Ravenous’ Soundtrack: Banjos, Existential Dismay, & Quirk
Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)
True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?
Rayman Origins’ Soundtrack: Celebrating This Wonderful Thing
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is Just Super
Short Story: Voice
The Beautiful Brain – The Drawings of Santiago Ramón y Cajal
Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)
FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?
How to Punch Someone in the Face
