Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Evelyn Glennie: Meet One of the World’s Best Percussionists
Count Me In: Netflix’s Shuffle Happy Drumming Documentary
Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”
Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds
Unpacking: Chillout Puzzle Game About Organising Rooms
Master of Pottery: Chill Out and Make Some Pots
Podcast Episode #6: Notes on Remembrance & Poppies
Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo
Karen Carpenter: Energetic All-Singing, All-Drumming ’70s Icon
1: Life on the Limit: Documentary on F1’s 1970s Safety Record
Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”
Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)
wipEout: Speedy Futuristic PlayStation Racer is Fast
F-Zero X: Speedy Futuristic N64 Racer is Fast
Marmite Ale: Lowdown on the Yeast-Based Beer Extravaganza
Digestive Biscuits: Iconic British Snack Perfect For Tea
Moe Tucker: The Velvet Underground’s Epic Drummer
Alligator: Ridiculous B Movie Horror is Awesome Badness
Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition
Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”
Dusk: Oustanding Quake Inspired FPS Carnage With Added Mayhem
Happy Game: Comical Violence Galore in Point & Click Romp
Van Gogh Alive: Visiting the Immersive 3D Art Experience
Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!
Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]
Mandy: Psychedelic Lunacy With a Berserk Nic Cage
Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”
Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork
Mister Mosquito: The Mosquito-Based PS2 Game is Bzzt
Barbie: Game Girl—Game Boy Romp is Extra Pink
A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching by Rosemary Mosco
Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty
Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]
Pig: Nic Cage, a Hoofed Mammal, & One Powerful Film About Loss
Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)
Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug
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