
Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.


How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

Melkhior’s Mansion: Glorious Low Res Homage to ’80s Gaming

Shrubnaut: Cute Mini-Metroidvania With Shrubberies

So Sad About Us: Influential The Who Song Obscured by History

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

The Queuing Museum [Sponsored Post]

Smashed: Underrated 2012 Depiction of Youthful Excess

The Grizzly Bear: Growling Folk Act With a Lethal Streak

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

Castlevania 64: Mediocre Step Into 3D for Famed Series

Greyson Nekrutman: The Emerging Superstar Young Drummer

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Caravaggio: The Criminal Record of a Genius Artist

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

Sega Toylet: Interactive Urinal-Based Gaming… Fun

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga: Arcade Kancho Sim for Practical Jokers

The Ocean at the End of the Lane: Fantasy, Physicality, & the Stage

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

Sound of Metal and the Acceptance of Deafness

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Cult of the Lamb: There’s Always Time to Start a Cult, Dammit!

Neversong: Psychological Platformer With a Baseball Bat

The Facemaker: One Surgeon’s Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I

Tall People at Work: Laws on HEIGHT in Working Environments

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

Everything Everywhere All at Once: Now With Extra Taxes

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Dome Keeper: Drill & Defend in Fabulous Roguelike Strategy Thing

Darkwood: Don’t Go Down to the Bloody Woods Today
