Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons!
Half Life 2 – Episode Two: The Madness Gets EVEN Better
Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter
Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)
Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)
Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB
FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?
Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner
Half-Life 2 – Episode One: The Madness Gets Better
Hob: Luscious Robotic Indie Romp Malfunctions *Bzzzt*
Hokusai’s Great Wave by Timothy Clark
Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)
Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic
The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement
Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer
The Messenger: Hiiya! It’s a 2D Ninja Type NES Indie Game!
The Story of Art by E.H. Gombrich
Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!
Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things
Goodfellas: The Masterpiece of a Gangster Movie
FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?
Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)
Child of Light: Ultimate Edition – Lyrical Gem Swirls Onto The Switch
Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018
Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald
