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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
The First Men in the Moon - the 1919 lost film
20 hours ago February 1, 2023February 1, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lost Films: A Brief History of Vanished Cinematic History

How to ask out a CEO
2 days ago January 31, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
3 days ago January 30, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

Melkhior's Mansion
4 days ago January 29, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Melkhior’s Mansion: Glorious Low Res Homage to ’80s Gaming

Shrubnaut the mini-Metroidvania
4 days ago January 29, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Shrubnaut: Cute Mini-Metroidvania With Shrubberies

The Who's song So Sad About Us on vinyl
5 days ago January 28, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

So Sad About Us: Influential The Who Song Obscured by History

Haiku weekend special
6 days ago January 27, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

The Queuing Museum
7 days ago January 26, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Queuing Museum [Sponsored Post]

Smashed the 2012 film
1 week ago January 25, 2023January 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Smashed: Underrated 2012 Depiction of Youthful Excess

The Sound of Silence (and grizzly bears) the folk album
1 week ago January 24, 2023January 24, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Grizzly Bear: Growling Folk Act With a Lethal Streak

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
1 week ago January 23, 2023January 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

The first Mario Party on the N64
2 weeks ago January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

Castlevania on the Nintendo 64
2 weeks ago January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania 64: Mediocre Step Into 3D for Famed Series

Greyson Nekrutman drumming
2 weeks ago January 21, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Greyson Nekrutman: The Emerging Superstar Young Drummer

Aliens looking for potato chips
2 weeks ago January 20, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Angry Andrew's Angry Architecture Ltd.
2 weeks ago January 19, 2023January 20, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Thug life with Caravaggio and his genius art
January 18, 2023January 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Caravaggio: The Criminal Record of a Genius Artist

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

The Sega Toylet urinal arcade game
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Sega Toylet: Interactive Urinal-Based Gaming… Fun

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga the arcade game
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga: Arcade Kancho Sim for Practical Jokers

Ocean at the End of the Lane the theatrical play
January 14, 2023January 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Ocean at the End of the Lane: Fantasy, Physicality, & the Stage

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Princeton's Poetic Prison and Penitentiary
January 12, 2023January 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

Sound of Metal film
January 11, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Sound of Metal and the Acceptance of Deafness

Baybotch the Baywatch spin off
January 10, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Cult of the Lamb
January 8, 2023January 8, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Cult of the Lamb: There’s Always Time to Start a Cult, Dammit!

Neversong the indie game
January 8, 2023January 8, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Neversong: Psychological Platformer With a Baseball Bat

The Facemaker: One Surgeon's Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I by Lindsey Fitzharris
January 7, 2023January 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Facemaker: One Surgeon’s Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I

Tall people at work guide
January 6, 2023January 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Tall People at Work: Laws on HEIGHT in Working Environments

Ernie's Earwax Washing Up Liquid
January 5, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

Everything Everywhere All at Once the 2022 film
January 4, 2023January 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Everything Everywhere All at Once: Now With Extra Taxes

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Dome Keeper the indie game
January 1, 2023December 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dome Keeper: Drill & Defend in Fabulous Roguelike Strategy Thing

Darkwood the survival horror indie game
January 1, 2023December 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Darkwood: Don’t Go Down to the Bloody Woods Today

Professional Moron's End of Year 2022 Bonanza
December 31, 2022December 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s End of Year Bonanza 2022

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