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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
A brief history of frog legs
7 hours ago March 31, 2023March 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

Angry Andrew's Angry Piano Lessons Ltd.
1 day ago March 30, 2023March 30, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Piano Lessons Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Three Identical Strangers 2018 documentary film
2 days ago March 29, 2023March 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Three Identical Strangers: Loss, Love, and Human Experimentation

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
3 days ago March 28, 2023March 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Food theft at work is illegal
4 days ago March 27, 2023March 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)

Candleman the indie game
5 days ago March 26, 2023March 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Candleman: Relaxing Puzzle Platformer With Atmospherics

My Brother Rabbit the indie game
5 days ago March 26, 2023March 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

My Brother Rabbit: Surreal Adventures in Childhood Land

The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
6 days ago March 25, 2023March 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger

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1 week ago March 24, 2023March 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!

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1 week ago March 23, 2023March 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

SQUAWK: The Parrot Political Party [Sponsored Post]

Villeneuve Pironi the F1 documentary
1 week ago March 22, 2023March 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Villeneuve Pironi: Emotional Documentary on Tragic F1 Duo

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1 week ago March 21, 2023March 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts” Quote Off!

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
2 weeks ago March 20, 2023March 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 4
2 weeks ago March 19, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 4: Total Awesome (now with more Yoshi)

Mario Kart: Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance
2 weeks ago March 19, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Super Circuit (another amazeballs time of it)

The Adventures of Celine Dion
2 weeks ago March 18, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

Blowing your nose at work
March 17, 2023March 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

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March 16, 2023March 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Lawrence of Arabia the 1962 epic film
March 15, 2023March 15, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: The Epic of All Epics is Still Epic

Chatbot the Chat Show
March 14, 2023March 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Chatbot the Chat Show: AI Powered A List Celebrity Merriment

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Webbed the indie game
March 12, 2023March 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Webbed: Become a Spider and Web Your Way to Victory!

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure game
March 12, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is Cute and Wholesome Family Fun

Janis Joplin and the Pearl album
March 11, 2023March 11, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Janis Joplin: Sassy Lady With Epic Dress Sense (blues special)

The Yodelling Yobbos
March 10, 2023March 9, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

The Banshees of Inisherin
March 8, 2023March 8, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Banshees of Inisherin: Black Humour and Metaphors in Ireland

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

Shotgun King - The final Checkmate
March 5, 2023March 5, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate is Shooty Chess Fun

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

Stanley Kubrick's The Shining film adaptation
March 1, 2023March 1, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Shining: Jack Nicholson Goes Nuts in a Hotel

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

Vampire Survivors the indie game
February 26, 2023February 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Vampire Survivors: Addictive as All Hell Survival Romp

Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken
February 26, 2023February 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken: A Clucking Great Shooty Game

The Shining by Stephen King
February 25, 2023March 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Shining by Stephen King

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