Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner
Zak Starkey: Ringo Starr’s Son & The Importance Of Being Idle
Man on Wire: The High-Wire Walk That Still Startles
Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)
Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!
Ninja JaJaMaru-kun: Japan-Only Romp With Ninja Stuff
Fire ‘n Ice (Solomon’s Key 2): NES Romp With the Destruction of Fire
MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers
Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]
Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health
Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet—Virtuoso Dude Defies the Odds
Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement
Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese
Dancing Monster: The Gloriously Bizarre Commodore 64 Shimmy
Super Gran: Just Another Weird Commodore 64 Game, Really
Made of Stone: The Stone Roses’ Shamanic Masterpiece
The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being
The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness
Jaws 2: Decent Sequel to An All-Time Classic Movie Thing
Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”
How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce
Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone
How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine
Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food
Schumacher: Thoughtful Documentary on F1 Legend’s Life
Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells
Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”
Toodee and Topdee: Clever Cosmic Disturbance of a Platformer
The Book of Barely Imagined Beings by Caspar Henderson
Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?
Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Searching For Sugar Man: Uplifting Tale of Sixto Rodriguez
Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)
Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”
The Last Campfire: Brooding Cutesy Puzzler is Goodness
Digitiser Live 2021: All Hail to the Surreal Event of Excellence
