Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!
Punch-Out!! Punch People in the Face in the NES Classic
ZombiU: Scary Zombie Survival Horror on the Wii U
The Family That Couldn’t Sleep by D. T. Max
Ori and the Will of the Wisps’ Soundtrack—That is All
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”
Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead
Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit
Jeff Porcaro: The Half-Time Shuffle Groove Master
All your base are belong to us: The joys of broken English in gaming
Rare Replay: Compilation of the Developer’s Best Bits
Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”
Corrupted Blood Incident: WoW’s Virtual Pandemic as a Model for Medical Research
Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form
The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994
How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace
Ori and the Will of the Wisps: The Masterpiece of a Sequel
Lonely Mountains: Downhill—Relaxing & Violent Biking Fun
Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title
Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life: The Comedy Troop’s Finale
Exquisite Corpse: Collaborative Surrealist Literary Fun
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”
Knight Lore: Groundbreaking Isometric Adventure Romp
Jetpac: Addictive Space Arcade Shooter Majigger
The Village of Stepanchikovo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)
15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing
Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”
