Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]
The Bad Movie Bible: Glorious Tribute to Dodgy B Movies
Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)
Agony Aunt: “How do I channel my inner bitch, please?”
A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games
Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism
Public Image: PiL’s First Single (and Keith Levene Tribute)
Santa Column: Santa’s Delightful Fairy Tale “Beauty and the Belch”
Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]
Master and Commander: Seafaring to Boccherini’s Classical Music
The Oxford Comma at Work: The Law on a Final Comma in Lists
Top of the Mops: Catch the Greatest Mops in the Best Buckets!! 🧹
Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)
Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)
’39 is Probably Queen’s Most Underrated Song
They Shall Not Grow OId: The Men of WWI Brought Back in Colour
Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!
Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]
Typos at Work: The Law on Spelling Error Procedures
Saved by the Bull: Reboot of Popular ’80s Sitcom
Ghost Song: Exploration Galore in Melancholic Metroidvania Gem
Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is V. Good
Talking Heads: Tribute to David Byrne’s New Wave Band
Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca
Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]
Bridesmaids: Amusing Modern Take on Chick Flicks (With Wiig)
Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”
Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow: Classical Music (with rabies)
Metal: Hellsinger—Headbang to This Rhythm FPS, Dude!
Force Reboot: Roguelike FPS With Repetition & Stuff
Happy Jack: Quirky Hit Single From The Who (With Happiness)
Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion
Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]
Lorenzo’s Oil: Compassionate Take on Severe Neurological Condition
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”
Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”
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