Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Book of da Week: Zami – A New Spelling of My Name (A Biomythography) by Audre Lorde
15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream
How to Make Paper Fortune Tellers
In Praise of Worry Dolls
Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)
Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon
The Future Stone: Can Legend Turns Actor in Supernatural Drama
A Russian Journal by John Steinbeck
Exclusive Invention: The Supremes Court (musical law & order)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”
Trainspotting: The Legendary Shot In The Arm For British Cinema
FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?
Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!
Tooth and Tail: Redwall Inspired Strategy Romp With Extra Animals
Ikaruga: Legendary Space Shooter Shoots the Switch & PS4
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
A Brief History of CPR Manikins & L’Inconnue de la Seine
FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?
How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2
Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob
Hollow Knight: Macabre Indie Epic Hits The Nintendo Switch
Getting Over It: Video Games Meet the Myth of Sisyphus
A Good Man is Hard to Find by Flannery O’Connor
Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”
FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?
The Piano: 25th Anniversary Review & Film Festival News
Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)
RoboCop: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!” Quote Off!
Monument Valley II: Artistic Indie Wonder For Your Phone
FLY’N: Surreal, Dreamy, & Woozy Puzzle Platforming Fun
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
