Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp
Waterfall: The Stone Roses’ Masterpiece Track
Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off
California Games: Confusing Sports Game With Sharks & Hacky Sacks
Virtua Athlete 2000: Oddball Dreamcast Track & Field Romp
After Dark by Haruki Murakami
Japanese Writing System: Praising This Artistic Excellence
Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”
Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun
Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)
Anodyne: Taking on the Human Subconscious, Zelda Style
Blasphemous: A “Hell Yeah!!” of a Metroidvania!!
Medieval Bodies by Jack Hartnell
NBA 2K15: Voice Acting So Bizarrely Bad It’s Comedy Genius
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”
Brass Eye: Clarky Cats, Cake, and Satire
Skyrim Bugs: Some of the RPG Epic’s Best Stupid Moments
Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots
Penguin Isle: Cute Game Ruined by Microtransactions and Ads
The Big Journey: Twee Cat Romp With Tilt Controls
The Stone Roses and the Resurrection of British Pop by John Robb
Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”
The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza
White Bellbird: Salutations to the WORLD’S LOUDEST BIRD!!
Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation
Out Run: Sega’s Arcade Classic Lives On!
Another World: Amiga Cult Classic With a Lot of World In It
How to Avoid Huge Ships by Captain John W. Trimmer
Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)
The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing
