Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title
47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056
Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”
Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link – Yep, It’s Too Difficult
Pilotwings: Showboating Mode 7 SNES Whoosh
What About Me? The Struggle For Identity in a Market-Based Society by Paul Verhaeghe
Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)
Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again
Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age
Ginger Baker: Tribute to a Drummer Extraordinaire
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening Remake – Yes!
The Legend of Zelda: NES Classic That Started it All
The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang
Graham Chapman: Remembering the Monty Python Star
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”
Star Wars: Phantom Menace: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo” Quote Off!
Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos
Oh Yeah: Jaki Liebezeit’s Drumming Masterclass
Ori and the Blind Forest: Indie Masterpiece is on the Switch
Mario Kart Tour: Karting Fun On Your Smartphone
Mort by Terry Pratchett
Cockatoos: Quirky Sorts With an Anarchic Streak
F1 Nurburgring 1999: 20th Anniversary of Dramatic Epic
Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith
How Are Baked Beans Made?
Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet
Untitled Goose Game: Terrorise a Peaceful Village in Charming Romp
Little Misfortune: Macabre & Fun Interactive Story
The Human Magnet Syndrome: The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg
Vivera Veggie Steak: A Tasty Vegan Thing From Holland
Star Wars The Phantom Menace: “I don’t like sand” Quote Off!
