
Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.


Father Ted: DRINK! It’s the Ecumenical Comedy Classic

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

PaRappa the Rapper: Legendary Cutesy Rapping Rhythm Game

Pandemonium! Fast-Paced PlayStation Platformer

The Very Best of Book of da Week

Ringo Starr: The Beatles’ Solid & Inventive Drummer Bloke

Road Rash: Mega Drive Violence On Yer Bike!

Columns: Sega’s Colourful Game Gear Rival to Tetris

The Lost World by Michael Crichton

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

The Duellists: En Garde! It’s Ridley Scott’s Historical Drama Debut

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers

Prince of Persia: Cinematic Fantasy Jaunt With Lots of Death

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Katana ZERO: Some Eighties Style Neo-Noir Awesome

Unto the End: Snowy Platformer With Heavy Breathing

Congo by Michael Crichton

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

American Splendor: Fun Harvey Pekar Sort of Romp

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

Yooka-Laylee: Homage to ’90s Collectathons is Groovy

Onegai Monster: Bottom Up’s Obscure N64 Romp

Stig of the Dump by Clive King
