Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)
Super Mario Bros 3: Ultimate Classic Hits The Nintendo Switch!
A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas!
Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)
Nicolas Cage: Deconstructing the Enigma!
TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer
Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses
Unravel: A Charming and Woolly Indie Romp
Super Mario Bros: A NES Speed Running Special
Firmin by Sam Savage
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)
FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?
10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood
Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)
FAR: Lone Sails – Take This Introspective Jaunt Through Time
Portal 2: Valve’s Teleportation Puzzle FPS Masterpiece
Who I Am by Pete Townshend
Keith Moon: 40th Anniversary of Drumming Madman’s Death
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”
Ballooned 3D Super Animals: Rollin’ Wild is Gloriously Rotund
Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree
10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work
Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)
Speed Running Video Games: Have a Gander at this Phenomenon
The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well
FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?
The Wilhelm Scream: Cinema’s Great Former Secret Unmasked
15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title
Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)
ABZÛ: Breathtaking Oceanic Romp With Fishies & An Orchestra
