Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry
Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)
Jumanji: Robin Williams, Bebe Neuwirth, & Crazy Animals
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”
Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace
Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)
Bowser’s Fury: Super Mario Meets Godzilla
Didier Pironi: French F1 Ace With Tragedy-Stricken Career
Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say
Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”
A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing
Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”
Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?
Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter
Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals
Hedra by Jesse Lonergan
Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”
It’s All Gone Pete Tong: Thoughtful Meditation on Excess & Loss
Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men
Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women
Luigi’s Mansion 3: Super Cute Haunted House Horror Fun
Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming
Gaming Backlog & GameBlast21 Charity Marathon Majigger
Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park
Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)
Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff
Leaving Las Vegas: Challenging Drama About Mental Health
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”
The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate
Game Boy Camera: Nintendo’s Surreal & Fun ’90s Peripheral
Yoshi’s Safari: Cutesy & Obscure SNES Super Scope Shooter
Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver
Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”
Return to Oz: There’s No Place Like a Terrifying Kids Movie
