Category: Food and Drink
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title
Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)
Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)
Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)
Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)
20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles
Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)
20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title
Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)
Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)
Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches
Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie
Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!
Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)
Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)
Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!
Exclusive Health Campaign: Do Nuts (brutal, pro-nut eating)
