Category: Food and Drink
Lancashire Hotpot: Hearty Dish Puts Hair on Your Eyebrows
Lancashire Bomb Cheese: Non-Explosive Tasty Dairy Product
Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing
Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear
Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry
Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)
Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say
Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack
Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)
Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff
Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast
Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid
Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish
Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff
Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff
Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim
Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows
Toad in the Hole: No Toads Or Holes Are Involved
Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta
Bangers and Mash: Proper Dead Good Comfort Food
Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory
Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert
Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible
Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!
Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper
Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony
Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding
Yorkshire Pudding: Ee Ba Gum, These Are Tasty
Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows
Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing
Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite
Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire
Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas
Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation
Biscuit Dunking: Your Official Moronic Guide
