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Category: Food and Drink

Battenberg Cake
1 week ago October 22, 2020October 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020October 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

Tesco's Piccalilli in a jar
October 9, 2020October 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020September 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

Two Yorkshire puddings with fire in the background
August 28, 2020August 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Yorkshire Pudding: Ee Ba Gum, These Are Tasty

Fisherman's Friend original flavour
August 21, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020July 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
July 18, 2020July 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020July 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Official Moronic Guide

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher
May 2, 2020May 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
March 21, 2020March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020March 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

Gavel hammer in case law
March 12, 2020March 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
January 11, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser

Baked beans
September 24, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How Are Baked Beans Made?

Vivera Veggie Steak
September 20, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Vivera Veggie Steak: A Tasty Vegan Thing From Holland

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling happily
August 1, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gyōza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

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