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Category: Films & TV

Williams F1 documentary
1 week ago September 17, 2017September 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Williams F1: One of the Year’s Essential Documentaries

Come Dine With Flea
August 30, 2017August 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

Rick and Morty
August 28, 2017August 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017August 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Knightmares
August 17, 2017August 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares

Breaking Bad - I am the one who knocks
August 1, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Whiplash - Not quite my tempo
July 12, 2017July 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood
June 21, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Trainspotting 2
June 18, 2017June 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Choose T2 Trainspotting

Catfight
June 11, 2017June 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Catfight: Violent Social Commentary & Fisticuffs Fun

Oliver Reed - eccentric interviews
June 9, 2017June 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Oliver Reed Being Eccentric in Interviews

Face Off
June 2, 2017June 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Potatoes
May 31, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

Bottom - TV Show
May 29, 2017May 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Bottom: Celebrating 26 Years of Violent, Sweary, Satirical Bliss

Withnail and I
May 24, 2017May 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off

Chores the TV show
May 16, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)

Who Wants to Be a Minger
May 10, 2017May 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Who Wants to Be a Minger?

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017May 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Wizard of Oz
April 28, 2017April 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

Withnail and I
April 17, 2017April 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: 30th Anniversary for the Thunderous Cult Classic!

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

Stop at Nothing - The Lance Armstrong Story
April 9, 2017April 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Review: Stop at Nothing – The Lance Armstrong Story

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017March 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017March 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Friends - We were on a break
March 10, 2017March 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Friends: “We were on a break!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park - Must go faster quote by Dr. Ian Malcolm
March 5, 2017March 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park - Clever girl
February 23, 2017February 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Braveheart - They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom
February 9, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… our freedom!” Quote Off Extravaganza

The Jailer - Terry Gilliam in Monty Python's the Life of Brian
February 5, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Jailer from Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Bonnie and Clyde
January 29, 2017January 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Godfather - I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
January 15, 2017January 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Casablanca - Here's looking at you, kid
December 30, 2016December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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