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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The hellish world of family fueds and family members bickering in beautiful locations
August 27, 2024August 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re having a family feud! HELP!” 🤬👪🤬

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks 🍕

The curse of saying like too much in a relationship
August 12, 2024August 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend, like, says I say ‘like’ too much…”

Octopath Traveler the Square Enix RPG
August 11, 2024August 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Octopath Traveler: Voxel-Style Overhaul of ’90s Era RPGs 👾

Moonlighter the indie game
August 11, 2024August 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Moonlighter: Multi-Genre Time of it With Charm and Sales Hustle 🤑

The Balloon by Paul Klee
August 10, 2024August 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Paul Klee and Der Luftballon (art theory and hot air balloons)🎈

Stomachs rumbling at work during a business meeting
August 9, 2024August 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stomach Rumbling at Work: Another Draconian Employment Law Guide 🧑‍💼

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd.
August 8, 2024August 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tiger for a Receptionist Services Ltd. 🐅 [Sponsored Post]

SPACEPLAN soundtrack by Logan Gabriel
August 7, 2024November 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SPACEPLAN’s Soundtrack is a Cosmic Beauty 🪐🌌

James and the Giant But Boring Speech
August 6, 2024August 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant But Boring Speech: Great Books That Never Were 🥱

Trainers are the first sign of relationship problems
August 5, 2024August 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my boyfriend obsessed with trainers?” 👟

Thank Goodness You're Here! the comedy indie game
August 4, 2024August 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Thank Goodness You’re Here! Tally, Bally Ho of a Comedy Romp! 🇬🇧

Canvas of Kings the map making game
August 4, 2024August 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Canvas of Kings: Striking Historical Map Making Jaunt 🗺️

Cool Kim Ye-ji manga
August 3, 2024August 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Kim Ye-ji and the Art of Being Cool

Men wearing pink shirts to the office guide
July 30, 2024July 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Manly Men Wearing Pink Shirts at Work Employment Law Guide 👚

Real men wear only t-shirts
July 29, 2024July 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend only ever wear t-shirts?!” 👕

Flock the indie game
July 28, 2024July 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Flock: Embrace the Joys of Birds, Flight, and Colours 🐦🐥🕊️

Magical Delicacy the indie game
July 28, 2024July 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Magical Delicacy: Cooking With Witches in Chilled Food Romp 🧙‍♀️🍲

Forrest Gump film 1994
July 27, 2024July 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Memories of Forrest Gump (30th Anniversary) 🪶

Web Comic special celebrating online art humorists
July 17, 2024July 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Web Comic Celebration: Digitised Satire and Social Commentary

Flat Landscape with a View to Distant Hills by Philips de Koninck
July 16, 2024July 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Flat Landscape with a View to Distant Hills by Philips Koninck 🖼️

Podcast on autism, masking, and mental health
July 15, 2024July 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #20: Autism, Masking, and Good Mental Health ♾️

Ultros the 2D platformer with trippy graphics
July 14, 2024July 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultros: Trippy Metroidvania With Many Colours 🌈

satOlite the tower defense game on Playdate
July 14, 2024July 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

satOlite: Playdate Tower Defense Stuff in Space ☄️🌌🛰️

The Unofficial SNES/Famicom Visual Compendium by Bitmap Books
July 13, 2024July 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SNES (Super Nintendo) Visual Compendium by Bitmap Books 📔

The PRODcast for prodding enthusiasts
July 12, 2024July 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The PRODcast for Prodding Enthusiasts 👈👉 [Sponsored Post]

The Turn of the Brew horror novel about cups of tea
July 10, 2024July 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Turn of the Brew: Great Books That Never Were ☕

A man holding his nose to hide his nose stud
July 9, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a STUPID nose stud!” 👃

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers 💥

Sparrow Solitaire on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sparrow Solitaire: Beautiful Playdate Puzzler With Birds 🕊️

Touch Egg on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Egg: Absurd Playdate Crankathon is Eggscellent 🥚👈

General election 2024 losers and destruction
July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS: PROFESSIONAL MORON LOSES UK GENERAL ELECTION 🤬

Hohokum the colourful indie game
June 30, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hohokum: Artistic Chillout as a Serpent-Kite in Free-Flowing Romp 🌈🏳️‍🌈

Moronic Political Manifesto for Moronic Politics
June 29, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Vote Professional Moron: UK General Election Special 🇬🇧👑⚽🟨

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. 🪣🧀 [Sponsored Post]

Yellow the colour celebration
June 26, 2024November 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Yellow is the Best Colour 🟨🟡⭐🌞🍋

Taylor Shoplift the kleptomaniac pop singing sensation
June 25, 2024June 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Taylor Shoplift: Pop Singer With a Petty Theft Problem ⚠️🚨

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

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