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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
A jellyfish saying overruled as it's a jellyfish judge
October 19, 2023October 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jeffrey the Jellyfish Judge [Sponsored Post]

David Byrne's American Utopia 2020 film
October 18, 2023October 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

David Byrne’s American Utopia: Super Uplifting Music & Talks

Beware of the dangerous sausage dog
October 17, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Watch #22: The Threat of Sausage Dogs ⚠️

Puppies and Punks the band
October 16, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Puppies and Punks: Gimmicky Punk Band With Doggies

Anthem the video game
October 15, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Anthem: Good Fun Action RPG With Gig Economy Freelancing

Starfield the Bethesda game
October 15, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Starfield: Disappointing Space Slog From Bethesda Floats By

Weasels in the Attic by Hiroki Oyamada
October 14, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Weasels in the Attic by Hiroki Oyamada

Battle of the Christmases between Santa and a businessman
October 13, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Christmases 🎅⚔️🧑‍💼

Inspector Hedgehog
October 12, 2023October 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inspector Hedgehog: The Hedge Inspecting Hog [Sponsored Post]

Kiki's Delivery Service Japanese poster - Majo no Takkyūbin
October 11, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Kiki’s Delivery Service: Bewitching Ghibli Antics With a Cat 🐈‍⬛

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

Greak: Memories of Azur
October 8, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Greak: Memories of Azur: Beautiful Platformer With Stirring Sounds

GRIME the Metroidvania indie game
October 8, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

GRIME: Oh My Days, It’s a Tricky Dark Souls-Like Metroidvania

Floex the composer and his album Pocustone
October 7, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Floex: Celebration of the Amazing Ambiance Composer’s Music

François Cevert the F1 driver in 1973
October 6, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

François Cevert Tribute to F1’s Dashing 1970s Racer (50th Anniversary)

Santa's brand new website design
October 5, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Deadly Designing of Santa’s New Webshite 🌐🎅💥

Mass the 2021 school shooting drama
October 4, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mass: Intense & Thought-Provoking Drama on US Gun Debate

A husband mansplaining a movie in bed to his wife
October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby keeps talking during movies!”

Gurgling stomachs at work cost businesses billions
October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gurgling Stomach at Work: Tummy Noises Wreck the Economy

Cocoon the indie game
October 1, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

COCOON: Ingenious Puzzle Adventure Has Outstanding Brains

Limbo the indie game
October 1, 2023October 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

LIMBO: Playdead’s Horror Rush into the Gaming World

Isle of the Dead by Arnold Böcklin (third version)
September 30, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Isle of the Dead: Arnold Böcklin’s Gothic Beauty of a Painting

Kenneth the Walrus causing mayhem at Santa's factory
September 29, 2023September 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Walrus Kenneth’s Explosive Induction Day 🦭🎅💥

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

Stop Making Sense the Talking Heads Film
September 27, 2023February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stop Making Sense: 40th Anniversary for Talking Heads’ Epic Concert Film

100 Years of Being Sued
September 26, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

100 Years of Being Sued: Great Books That Never Were

Out of Line the indie game
September 24, 2023September 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Out of Line: Futuristic Factory-Based Puzzle Platforming Fun

The Forest Quarter by Mads and Friends
September 24, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Forest Quartet: Jazzy Puzzles in Dreamy Memory Land

Cool pixel art
September 23, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cool Pixel Art: A Celebration of Fantabulous Digital Art (yo)

Santa and the walrus
September 22, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa and the Walrus 🦭🎅

Excellent rock is for sale
September 21, 2023September 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rock for Sale: Buy an EXCELLENT Rock 🪨 [Sponsored Post]

Amélie the 2001 French film with Audrey Tautou
September 20, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Amélie Film is Introspective Romantic Comedy at its Best

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Why men get few matches on dating apps
September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men get so few matches on dating apps?!?”

F-Zero 99 on the Nintendo Switch
September 17, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero 99: Epic Battle Royale Fun in SNES Classic Revisited

F-Zero Maximum Velocity on the GBA
September 17, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero: Maximum Velocity (GBA speed romp is futuristic fun)

About Anglezarke by M. D. Smith
September 16, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

About Anglezarke by M. D. Smith

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