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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard ๐Ÿคง [Sponsored Post]

Pearl the 2022 horror film
May 1, 2024April 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pearl: Excellent Psychological Horror With Dancing ๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ’ƒ

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” ๐Ÿ’ˆ

The original Game Boy by Nintendo
April 28, 2024April 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy: Tribute to the Original Handheld Legend

April 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Disaster: The Celeb Cellulite (and news) Tabloid ๐Ÿ“ฐ [Sponsored Post]

Bottom Exposed the documentary about the sitcom Bottom
April 24, 2024April 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Exposed: Moving Tribute to Cult Classic Sitcom ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฉฒ๐Ÿ‘Š

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ‘—

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” ๐Ÿง€

The Botanist interactive comic game on the Playdate
April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Botanist: Unique Interactive Sci-Fi Comic Thingy ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿชด

Mega Dystopia Micro Architect - MDMA - on the Playdate
April 21, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mega Dystopia Micro Architect (MDMA) is a Chillout Mini-City-Builder ๐Ÿ™๏ธ

MoroniCast episode 18 about people saying "back in my day" and complaining
April 20, 2024April 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #18: Back in My Day Syndrome (everything wrong with the world in 20 mins)

ยฃ19.84 the novel
April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

ยฃ19.84: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’ธ

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition
April 18, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition 2024 [Sponsored Post]

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers ๐Ÿ’ฌ

A woman swearing at work during a meeting
April 16, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing at Work: How to Control Workplace Profanity (You SOB) ๐Ÿคฌ

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off ๐ŸŒž

Mars After Midnight the alien indie game
April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mars After Midnight: Run a Late-Night Intergalactic Community Support Centre ๐Ÿช๐ŸŒƒ

The Playdate yellow handheld console
April 14, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Playdate Console Review: Crank Up the Fun on the Run! ๐ŸŸจ

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman
April 13, 2024April 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Late it Was, How Late by James Kelman โŒš

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘Šโšฝ

The Woke Mop designed to DESTROY the woke mob
April 11, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Woke Mop: To Wipe Away the Wokeness Stain on Society [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

The Gobber - an English football hooligan whom likes to spit
April 10, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #11: The Gobber (lessons in machismo) ๐Ÿคฌโšฝ๐Ÿบ

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” ๐Ÿ’ฐ

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ

The history of platform games from the 1980s to now
April 7, 2024April 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Platform Games: From Space Panic, to Mario, and Metroidvania ๐Ÿ•น

Standing Here song by The Stone Roses
April 6, 2024April 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Standing Here: Uplifting, Punchy Stone Roses With Classic Outro ๐Ÿ‹

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Harmonies of the Menacing Convict Choir ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎ [Sponsored Post]

When the Wind Blows the 1986 animated film
April 3, 2024April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

When the Wind Blows: Depicting the Devastation of Nuclear War

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” ๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿ“

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots ๐Ÿฅ”๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Heavenly Bodies the video game
March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heavenly Bodies: Enjoy Weightless Motion in Groovy Space Romp ๐ŸŒŒ

Frog's Adventure the video game
March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Frog’s Adventure: Point-and-Ribbit Your Way to Fun ๐Ÿธ

Effacer Hangman: From the 25th Century video game on the Philips CD-i
March 30, 2024March 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Some Weird (and intriguing) Philips CD-i Games to Gawp At ๐Ÿ™Œ

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) ๐Ÿ˜‘

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿซ˜ [Sponsored Post]

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids ๐ŸŒŒโ˜„๏ธ

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