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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
A Juggler's Tale the indie game
March 24, 2024March 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Juggler’s Tale: Charming String Puppet Platformer Thing ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ

The Rescue 2021 documentary
March 23, 2024March 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Rescue: Epic Tham Luang Cave Rescue Documentary is Inspiring Stuff

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿค•

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Shลgun the 2024 TV mini-series
March 20, 2024March 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shลgun: Epic TV Adaptation of Clavell’s Masterpiece โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

Notes on a Sandal book
March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on a Sandal: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿฉด

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ‹

Summerhouse the indie game
March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summerhouse: Minimalistic Home Builder With Arty Feels ๐Ÿก

From Eva with Green the indie game
March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

From Eva with Green: Abstract Chillout Pinball Game Romp ๐ŸŽจ

Copa 71 the football documentary
March 16, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Copa 71: Docu On Women’s World Cup and a FIFA Ban โšฝ

March 15, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Balloons at Work: The Greatest Threat to Democracy As We Know It ๐ŸŽˆ

The Artificial Stupidity Chabot
March 14, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Download the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC) ๐Ÿ˜ [Sponsored Post]

The Box - a short story about a glum cardboard box
March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #9: The Box ๐Ÿ“ฆ

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒณ

Should men wearing bobble hats be made illegal
March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband wear bobble hats!?” ๐ŸŸฃ

Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien arrives on the Nintendo Switch
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting the Epic Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

Cricket Through the Ages video game
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cricket Through the Ages: Silly Physics-Based Historical Record ๐Ÿ

Round two of our updated old book reviews
March 9, 2024March 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Round Two of Our Repurposed Old Book Reviews (yo!) ๐Ÿ“”๐Ÿ“–

The best drum solos ever
March 8, 2024March 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Drum Solos Ever (Bonham, Reni, Morello, and More!) ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿช˜

The Loudest Library in the World
March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

THE LOUD LIBRARY: NOW HIRING!!! [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ข

Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment)
March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) ๐Ÿป๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ

Charlotte's World Wide Web book
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Charlotte’s World Wide Web: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ›œ

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide ๐Ÿ“ฆ

Samorost 3 soundtrack by Floex
March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Samorost 3’s Beautiful, Surreal, Cosmic Soundtrack (by Floex) ๐Ÿ„โ˜„๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ

The Race's Bring Back V10s and classic F1 stories
March 2, 2024March 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bring Back V10s: The Epic Podcast on Classic F1 Stories ๐ŸŽ๏ธ

A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿฆจ

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif’s WONDERLAND of FANTASTICAL AMAZINGNESS!!! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿšฆ [Sponsored Post]

Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes
February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿง

Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

War and Peas the book
February 26, 2024February 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Peas: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ’ฅ

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank the indie game
February 25, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank: Satirical Carnage in Bullet Hell ๐Ÿฆ

A Little to the Left indie game
February 25, 2024February 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Little to the Left: COSY GAME ALERT! PANIC! PANIC! โฌ…๏ธโš ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
February 24, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk

The Beer Bellies pop group
February 23, 2024February 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beer Bellies: Middle-Aged Power Ballad Group With Guts

The Cheese on Toast Museum
February 22, 2024February 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheese on Toast Museum ๐Ÿž๐Ÿง€ [Sponsored Post]

February 21, 2024February 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LATER LEVELS 24 HOUR CHARITY STREAM EXTRAVAGANZA (ZOMG!!) ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ•น๏ธ

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’Š

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees ๐Ÿšฌ

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