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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Are work interruptions good or bad?
November 7, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Interrupting at Work: Laws Regarding Work Interjections

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Yoshi's Island DS
November 5, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Island DS: Cute Platformer Falls Short of Greatness

Downtown Nekketsu March: Super-Awesome Field Day! on the NES
November 5, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Downtown Nekketsu March: Super-Awesome Field Day! (more NES fun!?!)

Joy Mech Fight on the NES
November 5, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Joy Mech Fight: The Most Advanced NES Game Ever!?

Hiroshi Yoshida's Sailing Boats from 1921
November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiroshi Yoshida: Stark Simplicity in Glorious Woodblock Art

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

Macho hot water bottles
November 2, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

THE MACHO HOT WATER BOTTLE COMPANY 🏋️ [SPONSORED POST]

The Lighthouse horror black comedy 2019 film with Willem Dafoe
November 1, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Lighthouse: Isolation & Madness in Awesome Horrorfest

Snow at work guide
October 31, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Snowing at Work: Laws Regarding Late Employees Due to Snow

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eraser: “You’ve just been erased” Quote Off Extravanganza!

Donkey Kong Country intro screen
October 29, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Inspiring SNES Donkey Kong Country Trilogy (a gamer’s notes)

Donkey Kong Country soundtracks
October 29, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country Music: Melodic Vibes From the Iconic SNES Trilogy

October 28, 2023October 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Georgia O’Keeffe: Sunset on Long Island & Other Abstractions

Getting the builders out - Santa VS the builders
October 27, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Getting the Builders Out 👷⚒️🎅

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd.
October 26, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

20 Feet From Stardom documentary
October 25, 2023October 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

20 Feet from Stardom: Punchy Look at Backing Singers & Success

An employee frothing a the mouth at work
October 24, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Frothing at the Mouth Employment Law Guide

Men farting in bed
October 23, 2023October 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend lets rip in bed dilemma!” 🛏️🦨

Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition
October 22, 2023October 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Guacamelee! Vibrant Mexican Metroidvania is the Shizz

Death Stranding the action game
October 22, 2023October 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Death Stranding: Bizarre Film/Game Hybrid is Quite Good

Berserker! An Autobiography by Adrian Edmondson
October 21, 2023April 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Berserker! By Adrian Edmondson

Ding dong merrily on plague (a Christmas black death outbreak)
October 20, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Plague Outbreak

A jellyfish saying overruled as it's a jellyfish judge
October 19, 2023October 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jeffrey the Jellyfish Judge [Sponsored Post]

David Byrne's American Utopia 2020 film
October 18, 2023October 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

David Byrne’s American Utopia: Super Uplifting Music & Talks

Beware of the dangerous sausage dog
October 17, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Watch #22: The Threat of Sausage Dogs ⚠️

Puppies and Punks the band
October 16, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Puppies and Punks: Gimmicky Punk Band With Doggies

Anthem the video game
October 15, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Anthem: Good Fun Action RPG With Gig Economy Freelancing

Starfield the Bethesda game
October 15, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Starfield: Disappointing Space Slog From Bethesda Floats By

Weasels in the Attic by Hiroki Oyamada
October 14, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Weasels in the Attic by Hiroki Oyamada

Battle of the Christmases between Santa and a businessman
October 13, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Christmases 🎅⚔️🧑‍💼

Inspector Hedgehog
October 12, 2023October 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inspector Hedgehog: The Hedge Inspecting Hog [Sponsored Post]

Kiki's Delivery Service Japanese poster - Majo no Takkyūbin
October 11, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Kiki’s Delivery Service: Bewitching Ghibli Antics With a Cat 🐈‍⬛

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

Greak: Memories of Azur
October 8, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Greak: Memories of Azur: Beautiful Platformer With Stirring Sounds

GRIME the Metroidvania indie game
October 8, 2023October 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

GRIME: Oh My Days, It’s a Tricky Dark Souls-Like Metroidvania

Floex the composer and his album Pocustone
October 7, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Floex: Celebration of the Amazing Ambiance Composer’s Music

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