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Angine de Poitrine the experimental band
March 15, 2026March 20, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Angine de Poitrine’s Experimental Music Get Up ⚔️

Singing lessons with a giant panda
November 30, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With a Giant Panda 🐼 [Sponsored Post]

American Hustle
November 29, 2023November 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

American Hustle: Great Fun Black Comedy & Crime Caper

Tess of the d'Ubervilles
November 28, 2023November 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tess of the d’Ubervilles: Great Novels That Never Were

The best gift ideas for husbands
November 27, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best gift ideas for my husband?” 🎁

Space Invaders the arcade game
November 26, 2023November 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Space Invaders: Iconic Shoot ’em up Arcade Unit Behemoth 👾

Nintendo's Arm Wrestling arcade game
November 26, 2023November 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Arm Wrestling (video game): Nintendo’s Arcade Curiosity 💪

Owlboy the soundtrack by Jonathan Geer
November 25, 2023November 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Owlboy Soundtrack: Tribute to Johnathan Geer’s Music 🦉

Santa's Roller Coaster of Doom
November 24, 2023November 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Roller Coaster of Doom 🎢

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics
November 23, 2023November 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics [Sponsored Post]

You're Wrong About podcast
November 22, 2023November 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

You’re Wrong About (podcast): Listen to This & Enjoy it, Dammit!

T. Rex real sounds and noises
November 21, 2023November 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

T. Rex Real Sound Demonstration is Bloody Scary Stuff 🦖

The best video games for autistic adults
November 21, 2023November 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Video Games for Autistic Adults 🎮

The drama of surface acting at work
November 20, 2023November 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surface Acting at Work: How Employees Blag it One

A Plague Tale: Requiem
November 19, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Plague Tale: Requiem Has More Rats & Majestic Medieval Music

Spirittea the indie game
November 19, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spirttea: Cosy Spirited Away Type Teaism Simulation

Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea by Tracey Williams
November 18, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea by Tracey Williams

Kenneth the walrus' business masterclass tips
November 17, 2023November 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Kenneth the Walrus Takes Charge 🦭💥

Pole vaulting classes and their health benefits
November 16, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pole Vaulting Beginner’s Classes!!! [Sponsored Post]

The Automat documentary film with Mel Brooks
November 15, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Automat: Mel Brooks & Coin-Operated Vending Machines

Goldfinger the James Bond film
November 14, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” Quote Off!

Watership Up the dodgy fantasy novel
November 13, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Up: Great Books That Never Were

Jusant the indie game by DON'T NOD
November 12, 2023November 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jusant: Excellent Rock Climbing Romp Has Many Peaks

Solar Ash the game
November 12, 2023November 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Solar Ash: Kinetic Sci-Fi Platforming Fun and Games

Shōgun by James Clavell
November 11, 2023April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shōgun by James Clavell

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd.
November 9, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
November 8, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On: Glorious & Poignant Stop-Motion Romp About Life

Are work interruptions good or bad?
November 7, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Interrupting at Work: Laws Regarding Work Interjections

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Yoshi's Island DS
November 5, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Island DS: Cute Platformer Falls Short of Greatness

Downtown Nekketsu March: Super-Awesome Field Day! on the NES
November 5, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Downtown Nekketsu March: Super-Awesome Field Day! (more NES fun!?!)

Joy Mech Fight on the NES
November 5, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Joy Mech Fight: The Most Advanced NES Game Ever!?

Hiroshi Yoshida's Sailing Boats from 1921
November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiroshi Yoshida: Stark Simplicity in Glorious Woodblock Art

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

Macho hot water bottles
November 2, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

THE MACHO HOT WATER BOTTLE COMPANY 🏋️ [SPONSORED POST]

The Lighthouse horror black comedy 2019 film with Willem Dafoe
November 1, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Lighthouse: Isolation & Madness in Awesome Horrorfest

Snow at work guide
October 31, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Snowing at Work: Laws Regarding Late Employees Due to Snow

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eraser: “You’ve just been erased” Quote Off Extravanganza!

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