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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

François Cevert the F1 driver in 1973
October 6, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

François Cevert Tribute to F1’s Dashing 1970s Racer (50th Anniversary)

Santa's brand new website design
October 5, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Deadly Designing of Santa’s New Webshite 🌐🎅💥

Mass the 2021 school shooting drama
October 4, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mass: Intense & Thought-Provoking Drama on US Gun Debate

A husband mansplaining a movie in bed to his wife
October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby keeps talking during movies!”

Gurgling stomachs at work cost businesses billions
October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gurgling Stomach at Work: Tummy Noises Wreck the Economy

Cocoon the indie game
October 1, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

COCOON: Ingenious Puzzle Adventure Has Outstanding Brains

Limbo the indie game
October 1, 2023October 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

LIMBO: Playdead’s Horror Rush into the Gaming World

Isle of the Dead by Arnold Böcklin (third version)
September 30, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Isle of the Dead: Arnold Böcklin’s Gothic Beauty of a Painting

Kenneth the Walrus causing mayhem at Santa's factory
September 29, 2023September 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Walrus Kenneth’s Explosive Induction Day 🦭🎅💥

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

Stop Making Sense the Talking Heads Film
September 27, 2023February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stop Making Sense: 40th Anniversary for Talking Heads’ Epic Concert Film

100 Years of Being Sued
September 26, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

100 Years of Being Sued: Great Books That Never Were

Out of Line the indie game
September 24, 2023September 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Out of Line: Futuristic Factory-Based Puzzle Platforming Fun

The Forest Quarter by Mads and Friends
September 24, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Forest Quartet: Jazzy Puzzles in Dreamy Memory Land

Cool pixel art
September 23, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cool Pixel Art: A Celebration of Fantabulous Digital Art (yo)

Santa and the walrus
September 22, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa and the Walrus 🦭🎅

Excellent rock is for sale
September 21, 2023September 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rock for Sale: Buy an EXCELLENT Rock 🪨 [Sponsored Post]

Amélie the 2001 French film with Audrey Tautou
September 20, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Amélie Film is Introspective Romantic Comedy at its Best

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Why men get few matches on dating apps
September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men get so few matches on dating apps?!?”

F-Zero 99 on the Nintendo Switch
September 17, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero 99: Epic Battle Royale Fun in SNES Classic Revisited

F-Zero Maximum Velocity on the GBA
September 17, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero: Maximum Velocity (GBA speed romp is futuristic fun)

About Anglezarke by M. D. Smith
September 16, 2023September 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

About Anglezarke by M. D. Smith

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

A fed up looking older man
September 14, 2023September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Freelance Writing Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The French Connection film
September 13, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The French Connection: Gritty Cop Drama Still Has Grit

An ugly man calling women sweetheart
September 12, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys keep calling me ‘sweetheart’?” 🍬❤️

Pride and Orange Juice the book
September 11, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pride and Orange Juice: Great Books That Never Were

Sea of Stars RPG indie game
September 10, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sea of Stars: The Magnificent Homage to ’90s 16-Bit RPGs

Reus the God Game by Abbey Games
September 10, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Reus: Terraform a Planet With Cute Giant Monsters, Man

A Pictorial Guide to the Lakeland Fells by A. Wainwright
September 9, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Pictorial Guide to the Lakeland Fells: The Southern Fells by Alfred Wainwright

Santa's Christmas Rival
September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Business Rival (🎅⛄🎄)

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

Annie Hall the 1977 Woody Allen film
September 6, 2023September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Annie Hall: Woody Allen’s Take on the Absurdity of Love

The history of moules et frites
September 5, 2023September 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Moules et frites 🍲🍟

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

Venba the Indian food game
September 3, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Venba: Storybook Indian Food Cooking Game Goodness

The Wandering Village indie game
September 3, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Wandering Village: City-Builder on a Giant Moving Beast

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