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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Fireside Feelings the indie game
September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Fireside Feelings: Empathetic Campfire Lark to Alleviate Stress 🔥

Summer of Soul music festival documentary
September 13, 2025November 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Summer of Soul: The Awesome Harlem Cultural Festival Documentary 🎼

Santa Claus suffering from tennis elbow
September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day 🎾

Hire an Explosion
September 11, 2025September 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hire an Explosion Enterprises Ltd. 🔥 [Sponsored Post]

Sally Ride 2025 documentary
September 10, 2025September 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sally Ride Documentary: NASA’s First Woman in Space 🚀

Doner Kebab Quixote the book about kebabs and lad culture
September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebab Quixote: Great Books That Never Were 🥙

A bald human male afraid of a lightbulb
September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband always leaves lights on in the house!” 💡

Herdling by Okomotive
September 7, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Herdling: A Beautiful Romp Through the Mountains 🏔️

Cloudpunk the indie game
September 7, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cloudpunk: Uber Cool Cyberpunk Delivery Service Romp 🌆

Prisencolinensinainciusol the single by Adriano Celentano
September 6, 2025September 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

1972 Hit Prisencolinensinainciusol is Groovy Gibberish 🕺

THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! With crazy Santa Claus
September 5, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! 🎅

Oliver Egoist the rip-off Charles Dickens novel
September 4, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Egoist: Great Charles Dickens Books That Never Were 😉

Ocean With David Attenborough documentary
September 3, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Warning That is Ocean with David Attenborough 🌊

Confusion at work with perplexed looking employees
September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Confusion at Work: Employment Law Business Bewilderment Guide 🤔

Alien Down to Earth the TV series
September 1, 2025September 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Down to Earth: Great TV Shows That Never Were 👽

Promenade game 2024
August 31, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Promenade: Colourful Adventure That’s a Charming Treat ⚙️

Little Orpheus the indie game
August 31, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Little Orpheus: Atomic Bombs and Dinosaurs Galore 🦕🛰️

Conundrum Puzzles in the Grotesques Tapestry Series by Charissa Bremer-David
August 30, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Conundrum: Puzzles in the Grotesques Tapestry Series 🖼️

Jaws @ 50 The Definitive Inside Story documentary
August 27, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story is Jawsome 🦈

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” 📺

Voyage game 2021
August 24, 2025August 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Voyage: Beautiful Sci-Fi Adventure With an Ambient Score 🌌

Time Flies the indie game
August 24, 2025August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Time Flies: Buzzing Bucket Lists in Short Indie Romp 🪰

Where Angels Play by The Stone Roses
August 23, 2025August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Where Angels Play: The Stone Roses’ Mysterious Classic 🍋

Flurty the Dating App Profile Writer
August 21, 2025August 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flurty: The Dating App Profile Writer 📱 [Sponsored Post]

Princess Mononoke in IMAX
August 20, 2025September 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Princess Mononoke (at IMAX) 🐺

Love Story the 1970 romance film
August 19, 2025August 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Love Story: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” Quote Off! 💘

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” 🐶

Microsoft Paint the graphics editor
August 17, 2025August 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Simplistic Joys of Microsoft Paint 🎨

Notes on the Great Dating App Con
August 16, 2025August 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating App Con 💘🤬💘

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces
August 15, 2025August 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces 🥪 [Sponsored Post]

The Last King of Scotland starring Forest Whitaker
August 13, 2025August 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Last King of Scotland: Historical Drama on Idi Amin

The Lord of the Cringe
August 12, 2025August 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Cringe: AI Author SAVAGES Humanity 🤦‍♀️

The knife and fork is the destroyer of marriages
August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband can’t use a knife and fork!” 🍴

A brief history of the Snakes and Ladders board game
August 10, 2025August 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Snakes and Ladders: History and Absorbing Markov Chains Galore 🐍🪜

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! 🥪🍰

Damon Hill documentary 2025
August 6, 2025August 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hill: Family Trauma and Elite Sport Psychology in F1 Documentary 🏎️

The Last of Couscous horror TV show
August 4, 2025August 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Couscous: Great Shows That Never Were 🥣

Our princess is in another castle Super Mario Bros quote
August 3, 2025August 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! Ode to Super Mario Bros. (1985) 🏰

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