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Tag: Michael Crichton

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1 week ago July 10, 2019July 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape

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May 1, 2019May 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: Roar! It’s 1993’s Landmark Dino Epic

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