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Tag: Movies

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

RoboCop
February 26, 2020April 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Total Recall 1990 film with Arnold Schwarzenegger
February 19, 2020February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

The Angry Red Planet
February 12, 2020February 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Angry Red Planet: Sci-Fi Cult Classic & Proof of Life on Mars

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
January 23, 2020January 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

Tremors film from 1990
November 13, 2019November 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun

The Fly 1986
October 30, 2019October 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

47 Meters Down
October 16, 2019March 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 9, 2019November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Deeo Blue Sea
August 21, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun

Woodstock 1969 poster
August 14, 2019July 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Woodstock: 50th Anniversary of the Legendary Music Festival

The King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
August 7, 2019October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary

Four Lions
July 31, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

The Sword in the Stone by Disney
June 26, 2019June 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp

24 Hour Party People
May 8, 2019April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

24 Hour Party People: Creative Take on the Madchester Era

Nighttime
April 15, 2019April 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Independence Night

Avatar
April 10, 2019December 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp

Awakenings
February 12, 2019February 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama From Dr. Oliver Sacks

The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019December 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

True Lies - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 30, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie

The Terminator
January 23, 2019February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

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