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Tag: Satire

Tess of the d'Ubervilles
November 28, 2023November 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tess of the d’Ubervilles: Great Novels That Never Were

The best gift ideas for husbands
November 27, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best gift ideas for my husband?” 🎁

Santa's Roller Coaster of Doom
November 24, 2023November 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Roller Coaster of Doom 🎢

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics
November 23, 2023November 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics [Sponsored Post]

The drama of surface acting at work
November 20, 2023November 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surface Acting at Work: How Employees Blag it One

Kenneth the walrus' business masterclass tips
November 17, 2023November 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Kenneth the Walrus Takes Charge 🦭💥

Pole vaulting classes and their health benefits
November 16, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pole Vaulting Beginner’s Classes!!! [Sponsored Post]

Goldfinger the James Bond film
November 14, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” Quote Off!

Watership Up the dodgy fantasy novel
November 13, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Up: Great Books That Never Were

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd.
November 9, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Are work interruptions good or bad?
November 7, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Interrupting at Work: Laws Regarding Work Interjections

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

Macho hot water bottles
November 2, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

THE MACHO HOT WATER BOTTLE COMPANY 🏋️ [SPONSORED POST]

Snow at work guide
October 31, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Snowing at Work: Laws Regarding Late Employees Due to Snow

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eraser: “You’ve just been erased” Quote Off Extravanganza!

Getting the builders out - Santa VS the builders
October 27, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Getting the Builders Out 👷⚒️🎅

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd.
October 26, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

An employee frothing a the mouth at work
October 24, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Frothing at the Mouth Employment Law Guide

Men farting in bed
October 23, 2023October 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend lets rip in bed dilemma!” 🛏️🦨

Ding dong merrily on plague (a Christmas black death outbreak)
October 20, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Plague Outbreak

A jellyfish saying overruled as it's a jellyfish judge
October 19, 2023October 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jeffrey the Jellyfish Judge [Sponsored Post]

Beware of the dangerous sausage dog
October 17, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Watch #22: The Threat of Sausage Dogs ⚠️

Puppies and Punks the band
October 16, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Puppies and Punks: Gimmicky Punk Band With Doggies

Battle of the Christmases between Santa and a businessman
October 13, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Christmases 🎅⚔️🧑‍💼

Inspector Hedgehog
October 12, 2023October 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inspector Hedgehog: The Hedge Inspecting Hog [Sponsored Post]

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

Santa's brand new website design
October 5, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Deadly Designing of Santa’s New Webshite 🌐🎅💥

A husband mansplaining a movie in bed to his wife
October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby keeps talking during movies!”

Gurgling stomachs at work cost businesses billions
October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gurgling Stomach at Work: Tummy Noises Wreck the Economy

Kenneth the Walrus causing mayhem at Santa's factory
September 29, 2023September 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Walrus Kenneth’s Explosive Induction Day 🦭🎅💥

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

100 Years of Being Sued
September 26, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

100 Years of Being Sued: Great Books That Never Were

Santa and the walrus
September 22, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa and the Walrus 🦭🎅

Excellent rock is for sale
September 21, 2023September 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rock for Sale: Buy an EXCELLENT Rock 🪨 [Sponsored Post]

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

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