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October 10, 2024October 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” 🎭🍺

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) ⏱️

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special 🍂

Chainsaw Opera venue
September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chainsaw Opera: REVOLUTIONARY Music Venue 🎻🪚 [Sponsored Post]

Leaves of Crass the profane poetry book
September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaves of Crass: Great Poetry Books That Never Were 🍂

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

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September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The Lord of the Syringes fantasy novel
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Syringes: Great Books That Never Were 💉

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

Giraffe go-karting
September 12, 2024September 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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50 Shades of Hay a romance novel with dried grass
September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

50 Shades of Hay – A PROPER Romance Novel 🚜🌾🧑🏼‍🌾

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink 😡

Santa Claus terrified with an explosion and a scary Christmas pudding behind him
September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

When the family dog BETRAYS the family things turn nasty
September 2, 2024September 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The family dog has BETRAYED us!” 🐶

Heart of Dorkness
August 30, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heart of Dorkness – Great Novels That Never Were 🤓

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre
August 29, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The hellish world of family fueds and family members bickering in beautiful locations
August 27, 2024August 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re having a family feud! HELP!” 🤬👪🤬

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks 🍕

The curse of saying like too much in a relationship
August 12, 2024August 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend, like, says I say ‘like’ too much…”

Stomachs rumbling at work during a business meeting
August 9, 2024August 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Stomach Rumbling at Work: Another Draconian Employment Law Guide 🧑‍💼

James and the Giant But Boring Speech
August 6, 2024August 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant But Boring Speech: Great Books That Never Were 🥱

Men wearing pink shirts to the office guide
July 30, 2024July 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Manly Men Wearing Pink Shirts at Work Employment Law Guide 👚

Real men wear only t-shirts
July 29, 2024July 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend only ever wear t-shirts?!” 👕

Web Comic special celebrating online art humorists
July 17, 2024July 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Web Comic Celebration: Digitised Satire and Social Commentary

The PRODcast for prodding enthusiasts
July 12, 2024July 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The PRODcast for Prodding Enthusiasts 👈👉 [Sponsored Post]

A man holding his nose to hide his nose stud
July 9, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a STUPID nose stud!” 👃

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers 💥

General election 2024 losers and destruction
July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS: PROFESSIONAL MORON LOSES UK GENERAL ELECTION 🤬

Moronic Political Manifesto for Moronic Politics
June 29, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Vote Professional Moron: UK General Election Special 🇬🇧👑⚽🟨

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. 🪣🧀 [Sponsored Post]

Taylor Shoplift the kleptomaniac pop singing sensation
June 25, 2024June 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Taylor Shoplift: Pop Singer With a Petty Theft Problem ⚠️🚨

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

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