Exclusive: The World’s Best Gangsta Rappers Reveal Gangsta Secrets
Iz u a gansta? Iz u into rap? Den diss post iz gunna be fat, innit blud. Yes, today’s Professional Moron post is dedicated to the noise known as rap music. This stuff populates the charts the way a festering wound is populated by gangrene. This isn’t us suggesting rappers are talentless (although it is, really), it’s merely us embracing a new type of music! True, after a few listens to the “best” rap songs Mr. Wapojif suffered a brain hemorrhage, but this might also be down to the fact he heard a Justin Bieber song earlier in the day as well.
Anyway, these rap artist dudes range from a wide global field which encompasses flamboyance, bling, attitude, and profanity – let’s not forget the rampant misogyny that gets promoted (one rap song we discovered has the glorious lyrics, “Move, bitch, get out da way, get out da way bitch, get out da way” repeated over and over), and of course the awful music. I say! Let us focus on the rap stars and what they had to say when the Professional Moron staff contacted them for views on themselves, rap music, and the world in general. All quotes are verbatim.