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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
Little Orpheus the indie game
August 31, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Little Orpheus: Atomic Bombs and Dinosaurs Galore ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ

Conundrum Puzzles in the Grotesques Tapestry Series by Charissa Bremer-David
August 30, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Conundrum: Puzzles in the Grotesques Tapestry Series ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ

Jaws @ 50 The Definitive Inside Story documentary
August 27, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story is Jawsome ๐Ÿฆˆ

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” ๐Ÿ“บ

Voyage game 2021
August 24, 2025August 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Voyage: Beautiful Sci-Fi Adventure With an Ambient Score ๐ŸŒŒ

Time Flies the indie game
August 24, 2025August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Time Flies: Buzzing Bucket Lists in Short Indie Romp ๐Ÿชฐ

Where Angels Play by The Stone Roses
August 23, 2025August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Where Angels Play: The Stone Roses’ Mysterious Classic ๐Ÿ‹

Flurty the Dating App Profile Writer
August 21, 2025August 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flurty: The Dating App Profile Writer ๐Ÿ“ฑ [Sponsored Post]

Princess Mononoke in IMAX
August 20, 2025September 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Princess Mononoke (at IMAX) ๐Ÿบ

Love Story the 1970 romance film
August 19, 2025August 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Love Story: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” Quote Off! ๐Ÿ’˜

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” ๐Ÿถ

Microsoft Paint the graphics editor
August 17, 2025August 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Simplistic Joys of Microsoft Paint ๐ŸŽจ

Notes on the Great Dating App Con
August 16, 2025August 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating App Con ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’˜

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces
August 15, 2025August 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces ๐Ÿฅช [Sponsored Post]

The Last King of Scotland starring Forest Whitaker
August 13, 2025August 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Last King of Scotland: Historical Drama on Idi Amin

The Lord of the Cringe
August 12, 2025August 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Cringe: AI Author SAVAGES Humanity ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

The knife and fork is the destroyer of marriages
August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband can’t use a knife and fork!” ๐Ÿด

A brief history of the Snakes and Ladders board game
August 10, 2025August 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Snakes and Ladders: History and Absorbing Markov Chains Galore ๐Ÿ๐Ÿชœ

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฐ

Damon Hill documentary 2025
August 6, 2025August 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hill: Family Trauma and Elite Sport Psychology in F1 Documentary ๐ŸŽ๏ธ

The Last of Couscous horror TV show
August 4, 2025August 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Couscous: Great Shows That Never Were ๐Ÿฅฃ

Our princess is in another castle Super Mario Bros quote
August 3, 2025August 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! Ode to Super Mario Bros. (1985) ๐Ÿฐ

Paul Simon's The Boy in the Bubble single
August 2, 2025August 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on David Vetter – The Bubble Boy

The Funky Drummers who are foul-smelling
August 1, 2025August 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Funky Drummers: Smelly Bands That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Tenners the ยฃ10 tennis game for sport
July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tenners: The Sport With Ten Pound Notes ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿ’ธ [Sponsored Post]

Panic Room with Jodie Foster
July 30, 2025July 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Panic Room: KEEP CALM and Carry On Watching ๐ŸŒ†

Frankenstain or, The Modern Polisher
July 29, 2025July 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Frankenstain; or, The Modern Mopper: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿงน

How kids can handle strict parents
July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Mummy and daddy are VERY STRICT what do I do!?” ๐Ÿ˜ก

Donkey Kong Bananza on the Nintendo Switch 2
July 27, 2025August 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Bananza: The Instant Switch 2 Masterpiece ๐ŸŒ

Donkey Kong Bananza with Pauline the musician
July 27, 2025August 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Donkey Kong Bananza’s Wonderful Music ๐Ÿช˜

The Who's Baba O'Riley vinyl single
July 26, 2025July 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Baba O’Riley: The Who’s Hypnotic Electric Number ๐Ÿ’Š

There is no blog post today
July 25, 2025July 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

There is no blog post today

Violent VPN service for businesses
July 24, 2025July 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Violent VPN: The Aggressive Privacy Platform ๐Ÿ‘Š [Sponsored Post]

The Blair Witch Project 1999 horror film
July 23, 2025August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Blair Witch Project: Psychological Horror and Snot ๐Ÿง™

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before romance book
July 22, 2025July 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’Œ

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesnโ€™t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” ๐Ÿ’ช

Taria & Como the Playdate platformer
July 20, 2025July 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Taria & Como: Brilliant Playdate Puzzle-Platformer With Spirit ๐Ÿ’—

Black Hole Havoc on the Playdate
July 20, 2025July 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Black Hole Havoc: The Groovy Puzzle Shooter Majigger ๐ŸŒŒ

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