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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
A man scared of Halloween things
September 30, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of Halloween” 🎃

Cookie Clicker the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cookie Clicker: The Absurd, Brilliant Satirical Idle Click-a-Thon 🍪

Leaf Blower Revolution the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaf Blower Revolution: Autumnal Idle Game With Leaves 🍂

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special 🍂

Chainsaw Opera venue
September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chainsaw Opera: REVOLUTIONARY Music Venue 🎻🪚 [Sponsored Post]

You Are Good film podcast
September 25, 2024September 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

You Are Good: The Feel Great Film Podcast 🌈📽️

Leaves of Crass the profane poetry book
September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaves of Crass: Great Poetry Books That Never Were 🍂

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

My Memory of Us WWII game
September 22, 2024September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

My Memory of Us: Robotic WWII Allegory With Sir Patrick Stewart 🤖

The Shrouded Isle indie game
September 22, 2024September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Shrouded Isle: Become a Cult Leader and Go Mental 🕯️

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd.
September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🪐🛳️🗻

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast
September 18, 2024September 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History Podcast ⚔️🏰⚒️

The Lord of the Syringes fantasy novel
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Syringes: Great Books That Never Were 💉

Notes on Mozart's personality
September 16, 2024October 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Mozart’s Personality 🎵♯♭

Human Resource Machine by Tomorrow Corporation
September 15, 2024September 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Human Resource Machine: Unique Puzzle Programming Concept 👔

Dale and Dawson Stationery Supplies video game
September 15, 2024September 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies: Work Harder, You Communists! 🗂️

The Simpsons family outside their home in Springfield
September 14, 2024September 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Simpsons’ Peak Brilliance is Still the Best 🍩

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

Giraffe go-karting
September 12, 2024September 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Giraffe Go-Karting 🦒 [Sponsored Post]

Mozart's Rondo alla Turca (Turkish March)
September 11, 2024September 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Elegance of Mozart’s Rondo alla Turca (Turkish March) 🎵

50 Shades of Hay a romance novel with dried grass
September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

50 Shades of Hay – A PROPER Romance Novel 🚜🌾🧑🏼‍🌾

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

Sunless Skies the Sovereign Edition
September 8, 2024September 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sunless Skies: Sovereign Edition RPG With Victorian Goth 🎡💂🏼‍♂️🇬🇧

The Falconeer indie game
September 8, 2024September 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Falconeer: Aerial Combat With Birds and Guns That Go Boom 🦅

Papillon book by Henri Charrière
September 7, 2024September 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Papillon by Henri Charrière 🦋⚖️

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink 😡

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd.
September 5, 2024September 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post] 🏗️🌈

Alien Romulus
September 4, 2024September 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Romulus: Enjoyable Space Lark With Monsters 👽

Santa Claus terrified with an explosion and a scary Christmas pudding behind him
September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

When the family dog BETRAYS the family things turn nasty
September 2, 2024September 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The family dog has BETRAYED us!” 🐶

Zero Zero: Perfect Stop train sim Playdate game
September 1, 2024September 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Zero Zero: Perfect Stop is a Choo Choo Game 🚃

Faraway Fairway on the Playdate
September 1, 2024September 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Faraway Fairway: Mental Health Golf With Lots of Love ⛳

Hokusai's Fuji art book
August 31, 2024September 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hokusai’s Fuji: Woodblock Art Book Review🗻

Heart of Dorkness
August 30, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heart of Dorkness – Great Novels That Never Were 🤓

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre
August 29, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre 🏗️👷‍♂️ [Sponsored Post]

Michael Moschen's The Triangle
August 28, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Triangle – Michael Moschen’s Juggling Masterclass 🤹‍♂️🔺

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