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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
The Lice Girls album Lice Power
June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lice Girls: Disastrous Pop Plagued by Lice-Based Hits ๐Ÿชฎ๐Ÿชฐ

The Dog Delusion book about dogs not existing
June 3, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Dog Delusion: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿถ

Hauntii the indie game
June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hauntii: Magnificent & Macabre Haunting Adventure ๐Ÿ‘ป

Labyrinth on the Playdate
June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Labyrinth: Playdate’s Take on Classic Dungeon Crawlers โš”๏ธ

Ultra-Processed People book by Chris van Tulleken
June 1, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿช

A berserk wife going on a flower arranging rampage
May 31, 2024May 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife’s flower arranging crisis!” ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒป

Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Janet’s Nail Bar ๐Ÿ’… [Sponsored Post]

May 29, 2024June 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #19: Why we Love Samurai Cop ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿš“โš”๏ธ

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒžโ˜€๏ธ

The Irregular Gardener book about a lazy gardening man
May 27, 2024May 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Irregular Gardener: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ

Chants of Sennaar the puzzle adventure indie game
May 26, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chants of Sennaar: Puzzles & Translation in Unique Adventure RompโŒ›

Little Kitty, Big City the indie game with a cat
May 26, 2024May 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Little Kitty, Big City: Cute Cat Romp With Meow Button ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿ™๏ธ

Fools Gold by The Stone Roses featuring John Squire's dolphin artwork
May 25, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fools Gold: Iconic Stone Roses Track With Plenty of Funk ๐Ÿฅ‡

Notting Hill film from 1999
May 24, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notting Hill: “I’m just a girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza! ๐Ÿ’–

The Crisps Whisperer man whispering at a bag of crisps
May 23, 2024May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Crisps Whisperer Business Services Ltd. ๐Ÿฅ” [Sponsored Post]

The Vengeful Hedgehog out for revenge
May 22, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #14: The Vengeful Hedgehog ๐Ÿฆ”

The Doorbells debut album called Ring-a-Ding-Ding
May 21, 2024May 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Doorbells: Twee Madchester Band That Inspired Hatred ๐Ÿ””

An angry husband slamming a door shut as his wife tries to block out the noise
May 20, 2024May 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband keeps slamming doors shut!” ๐Ÿšช

Animal Well the Metroidvania game
May 19, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Well: Metroidvania Masterpiece & GOTY Contender ๐Ÿฆ”

Supraland Six Inches Under
May 19, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Supraland: Six Inches Under is a Brilliant Puzzler ๐Ÿค 

A City on Mars Can We Settle Space, Should We Settle Space, and Have We Really Thought This Through? By Kelly and Zach Weinersmith
May 18, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A City On Mars by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith ๐Ÿš€

Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench๐Ÿฆจ๐Ÿ˜ง

Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb Bubble Gum ๐Ÿฌ [Sponsored Post]

An egg in its shell
May 15, 2024May 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #13: Egg ๐Ÿฅš

Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were ๐ŸŒ

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” ๐Ÿ‘ผ

Couch potato of a husband in denial
May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a couch potato…” ๐Ÿฅ”

Harold Halibut the adventure game
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harold Halibut: Unique Underwater Stop-Motion Animation Jaunt ๐ŸŸ

Lil Gator Game Logo
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lil Gator Game: Adorkable Adventure Romp Type Thing๐ŸŠ

Dune: Part Two the 2024 film
May 4, 2024May 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dune: Part Two is a Modern Sci-Fi Epic With Sand โณ

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard ๐Ÿคง [Sponsored Post]

Pearl the 2022 horror film
May 1, 2024April 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pearl: Excellent Psychological Horror With Dancing ๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ’ƒ

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” ๐Ÿ’ˆ

The original Game Boy by Nintendo
April 28, 2024April 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy: Tribute to the Original Handheld Legend

April 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Disaster: The Celeb Cellulite (and news) Tabloid ๐Ÿ“ฐ [Sponsored Post]

Bottom Exposed the documentary about the sitcom Bottom
April 24, 2024April 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Exposed: Moving Tribute to Cult Classic Sitcom ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฉฒ๐Ÿ‘Š

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