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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Harmonies of the Menacing Convict Choir ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎ [Sponsored Post]

When the Wind Blows the 1986 animated film
April 3, 2024April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

When the Wind Blows: Depicting the Devastation of Nuclear War

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” ๐Ÿซ™๐Ÿ“

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots ๐Ÿฅ”๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Heavenly Bodies the video game
March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Heavenly Bodies: Enjoy Weightless Motion in Groovy Space Romp ๐ŸŒŒ

Frog's Adventure the video game
March 31, 2024March 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Frog’s Adventure: Point-and-Ribbit Your Way to Fun ๐Ÿธ

Effacer Hangman: From the 25th Century video game on the Philips CD-i
March 30, 2024March 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Some Weird (and intriguing) Philips CD-i Games to Gawp At ๐Ÿ™Œ

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) ๐Ÿ˜‘

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿซ˜ [Sponsored Post]

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids ๐ŸŒŒโ˜„๏ธ

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” ๐Ÿœ

March 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion, the Witch, and the Disco Light Strobe: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿชฉ

A Difficult Game About Climbing
March 24, 2024March 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Difficult Game About Climbing: Punish Yourself With This! ๐Ÿง—โ€โ™€๏ธ

A Juggler's Tale the indie game
March 24, 2024March 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Juggler’s Tale: Charming String Puppet Platformer Thing ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ

The Rescue 2021 documentary
March 23, 2024March 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Rescue: Epic Tham Luang Cave Rescue Documentary is Inspiring Stuff

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿค•

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffe Gym: Very High Ceilings for Draconian Health & Safety ๐Ÿฆ’๐Ÿ‹ [Sponsored Post]

Shลgun the 2024 TV mini-series
March 20, 2024March 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shลgun: Epic TV Adaptation of Clavell’s Masterpiece โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

Notes on a Sandal book
March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on a Sandal: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿฉด

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ‹

Summerhouse the indie game
March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summerhouse: Minimalistic Home Builder With Arty Feels ๐Ÿก

From Eva with Green the indie game
March 17, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

From Eva with Green: Abstract Chillout Pinball Game Romp ๐ŸŽจ

Copa 71 the football documentary
March 16, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Copa 71: Docu On Women’s World Cup and a FIFA Ban โšฝ

March 15, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Balloons at Work: The Greatest Threat to Democracy As We Know It ๐ŸŽˆ

The Artificial Stupidity Chabot
March 14, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Download the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC) ๐Ÿ˜ [Sponsored Post]

The Box - a short story about a glum cardboard box
March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #9: The Box ๐Ÿ“ฆ

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒณ

Should men wearing bobble hats be made illegal
March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband wear bobble hats!?” ๐ŸŸฃ

Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien arrives on the Nintendo Switch
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting the Epic Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

Cricket Through the Ages video game
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cricket Through the Ages: Silly Physics-Based Historical Record ๐Ÿ

Round two of our updated old book reviews
March 9, 2024March 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Round Two of Our Repurposed Old Book Reviews (yo!) ๐Ÿ“”๐Ÿ“–

The best drum solos ever
March 8, 2024March 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Drum Solos Ever (Bonham, Reni, Morello, and More!) ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿช˜

The Loudest Library in the World
March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

THE LOUD LIBRARY: NOW HIRING!!! [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ข

Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment)
March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) ๐Ÿป๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ

Charlotte's World Wide Web book
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Charlotte’s World Wide Web: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ›œ

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide ๐Ÿ“ฆ

Samorost 3 soundtrack by Floex
March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Samorost 3’s Beautiful, Surreal, Cosmic Soundtrack (by Floex) ๐Ÿ„โ˜„๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ

The Race's Bring Back V10s and classic F1 stories
March 2, 2024March 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bring Back V10s: The Epic Podcast on Classic F1 Stories ๐ŸŽ๏ธ

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