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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
Manifold Garden the puzzle game
December 29, 2024December 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Behold Manifold Garden’s Architectural Puzzler Might

Onde the relaxing indie game
December 29, 2024December 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Onde: The Sound-Surfing Chillout Platformer

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story documentary
December 28, 2024April 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story is Essential Viewing

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive ๐ŸŽ‰โœ’๏ธ

The shotgun vacuum cleaner product for safety
December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿงน [Sponsored Post]

Professional Moron's 2024 shambles in review
December 25, 2024January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Shambles 2024 in Review ๐ŸŸก

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽ…

Alien on Stage the documentary
December 23, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Alien on Stage: Uplifting Docu of Sci-Fi Classic (With Bus Drivers) ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

Eliminator Boat Duel on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Eliminator Boat Duel: Machismo AHOY in Silly Fun Nes Romp ๐Ÿšค

Devil World on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Devil World: Oddball First NES Effort From Shigeru Miyamoto ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

Pompous editorial review of 2024
December 21, 2024December 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Editor’s Opinion: A Pompous and Rambling Review of 2024 ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง€

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa ๐Ÿฅซ [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! ๐Ÿฅช

Christmas AI and Santa use of artificial intelligence for Christmas
December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽ…

Tetris Forever the 40th anniversary tribute to Tetris
December 15, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris Forever: Glorious Tribute to the Perfection of Tetris ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ

Tetris on the NES
December 15, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NES Tetris: Why It’s Still One of the Most Popular Puzzlers ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸงโฌ›

Orange and Yellow by Mark Rothko
December 14, 2024December 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mark Rothko: Ecstasy & Tragedy Told Through Abstract Stuff ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸง

Christmas haiku poetry special
December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„โœ๏ธ

Fish mouthwash dental hygiene concept with fishes
December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Mouthwash๐ŸŸ๐Ÿถ [Sponsored Post]

Notes on cat beds
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿ›๏ธ

The Snow Con Man book
December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were โ›„๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฅ

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd.
December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. ๐Ÿ’ช [Sponsored Post]

An F1 driver swearing in the car
December 4, 2024December 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing in F1 and the Case of the FIA ๐Ÿคฌ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿคฌ

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? ๐Ÿšจโ˜ข๏ธ

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ””โš ๏ธโ˜ข๏ธ๐Ÿ›‘

Donkey Kong Land 2 on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land 2: More Bananas in Game Boy DKC Romp ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

Donkey Kong Land on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land: DKC Stuffed Onto the Game Boy ๐ŸŒ

Donkey Kong Country podcast
November 30, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #21: Donkey Kong Country 30th Anniversary ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐ŸŽ„

Santa's empathy exorcism
November 29, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism ๐ŸŽ…

John's Cannonball Food Deliveries
November 28, 2024November 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ’ฃ [Sponsored Post]

The Conversation 1974 Francis Ford Coppola film
November 27, 2024November 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Conversation: A Landmark Consideration on Privacy โ˜Ž๏ธ

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฅณ

War and Please the novel
November 25, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Please: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿช–

The Plucky Squire indie game
November 24, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Plucky Squire: Charming On/Off Page Storybook Adventure ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ

ODDADA music indie game
November 24, 2024November 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

ODDADA: Funky Toybox Music Maker With Heart and Soul ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽท

This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard
November 23, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸŽจโš”๏ธ

Santa surfing a wave and being profane
November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽ…

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