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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ
Santa Gets a Haircut
October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa Gets a Haircut ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ˆ

When is the right time to buy a Christmas tree
October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” ๐ŸŽ„โฑ๏ธ

Neva the indie game
October 20, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Neva: Masterpiece of an Adventure With a Mighty Artistic Sweep ๐Ÿบ

Wavetale the indie game
October 20, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wavetale: Excellent Oceanic Romp With Soothing Sounds ๐ŸŒŠ

A Sunny Corner by Jessica Hayllar
October 19, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Sunny Corner: All Hail to Jessica Hayllar’s Sense of Tranquilty โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒผ

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! ๐Ÿง€

The Stolen Book Club where readers discuss stolen books
October 17, 2024October 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Stolen Book Club ๐Ÿ“š [Sponsored Post]

The joys of podcasts in bed
October 16, 2024October 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Falling Asleep to Podcasts ๐Ÿ˜ด

Crisps lined up on a bed for a man to eat
October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I eat crisps in bed (the wife HATES it)!” ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

An employee making a grievous error while visiting human resources
October 14, 2024October 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Role of Human Resources at Work (Dos and Don’ts) ๐Ÿ‘”

Echo The Oracle's Scroll the Playdate Metroidvania
October 13, 2024October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Echo: The Oracle’s Scroll – Chilled Out Diddy Metroidvania ๐Ÿ“œ

Bzzzt the platformer indie game
October 13, 2024October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bzzzt: Buzzing Arcade Platformer With Robots ๐Ÿค–

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! ๐Ÿ€

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd.
October 10, 2024October 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ— [Sponsored Post]

Mars Attacks the 1996 Tim Burton film
October 9, 2024October 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mars Attacks! Curious Oddball Sci-Fi Satire Romp๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ‘ฝ

When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿบ

Less Miserables the book
October 7, 2024October 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Less Miserables: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ˜”

Bear & Breakfast
October 6, 2024October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bear & Breakfast: The Cute and COSY Management Sim๐Ÿป

What the Car?
October 6, 2024October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

WHAT THE CAR? Absurdly Fun Vehicle-Based Shenanigans ๐Ÿš—โ“

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅด

Katelyn Ohashi is Queen
October 4, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Awesomeness of Katelyn Ohashi ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿ‘‘

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Psychopathic Shampoo ๐Ÿงด๐Ÿช“ [Sponsored Post]

Primal season 1 the animated prehistoric show
October 2, 2024October 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Primal: Prehistoric Animation With Man and Dino ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿชจ

Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) โฑ๏ธ

A man scared of Halloween things
September 30, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of Halloween” ๐ŸŽƒ

Cookie Clicker the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cookie Clicker: The Absurd, Brilliant Satirical Idle Click-a-Thon ๐Ÿช

Leaf Blower Revolution the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaf Blower Revolution: Autumnal Idle Game With Leaves ๐Ÿ‚

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk ๐Ÿฅ›

Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special ๐Ÿ‚

Chainsaw Opera venue
September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chainsaw Opera: REVOLUTIONARY Music Venue ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿชš [Sponsored Post]

You Are Good film podcast
September 25, 2024September 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

You Are Good: The Feel Great Film Podcast ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ

Leaves of Crass the profane poetry book
September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaves of Crass: Great Poetry Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‚

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

My Memory of Us WWII game
September 22, 2024September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

My Memory of Us: Robotic WWII Allegory With Sir Patrick Stewart ๐Ÿค–

The Shrouded Isle indie game
September 22, 2024September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Shrouded Isle: Become a Cult Leader and Go Mental ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker ๐ŸŽ‰

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd.
September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Very Large Objects for Order Ltd. [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ป

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast
September 18, 2024September 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History Podcast โš”๏ธ๐Ÿฐโš’๏ธ

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