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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The best drum solos ever
March 8, 2024March 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Drum Solos Ever (Bonham, Reni, Morello, and More!) 🥁🪘

The Loudest Library in the World
March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

THE LOUD LIBRARY: NOW HIRING!!! [Sponsored Post] 📚📢

Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment)
March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) 🍻🍷🍸

Charlotte's World Wide Web book
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Charlotte’s World Wide Web: Great Books That Never Were 🕷️🕸️🛜

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide 📦

Samorost 3 soundtrack by Floex
March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Samorost 3’s Beautiful, Surreal, Cosmic Soundtrack (by Floex) 🍄☄️🌌

The Race's Bring Back V10s and classic F1 stories
March 2, 2024March 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bring Back V10s: The Epic Podcast on Classic F1 Stories 🏎️

A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” 😲🦨

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif’s WONDERLAND of FANTASTICAL AMAZINGNESS!!! 🖼️🎨🚦 [Sponsored Post]

Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes
February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes 👹🧁

Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

War and Peas the book
February 26, 2024February 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Peas: Great Books That Never Were 🫛💥

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank the indie game
February 25, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank: Satirical Carnage in Bullet Hell 🏦

A Little to the Left indie game
February 25, 2024February 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Little to the Left: COSY GAME ALERT! PANIC! PANIC! ⬅️⚠️🚨

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
February 24, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk

The Beer Bellies pop group
February 23, 2024February 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beer Bellies: Middle-Aged Power Ballad Group With Guts

The Cheese on Toast Museum
February 22, 2024February 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheese on Toast Museum 🍞🧀 [Sponsored Post]

February 21, 2024February 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LATER LEVELS 24 HOUR CHARITY STREAM EXTRAVAGANZA (ZOMG!!) 🎉🕹️

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were 💊

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees 🚬

SEASON a letter to the future
February 18, 2024February 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SEASON: A letter to the future Offers Peaceful Gaming Fun ✉️

Tandem: A Tale of Shadows
February 18, 2024February 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tandem: A Tale of Shadows Offers Spooky Horror Shizzles 😱

Energy the Damo Suzuki documentary
February 17, 2024February 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Energy: A Documentary about Damo Suzuki (RIP Tribute to the Legend) 🇯🇵

Living Off Aftershave a short story
February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave 🏝️

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column ❤️

The One Hit Wonders pop band
February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The One Hit Wonders: Failing at the Hit Single Formula 🎤🎵😙

Pizza Tower the game
February 11, 2024February 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Tower: The Fantastic Fun & Fast-Paced Platformer 🍕

LOVE the platformer indie game
February 11, 2024February 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LOVE: Old-School Platformer is Total Atari Lovely

First Man the 2018 film
February 10, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

First Man: Riveting Account of NASA Landing on the Moon 🌒

The Wind in the Pillows book
February 9, 2024February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Pillows: Great Books That Never Were 🌬️🍃💨

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd.
February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A fennec fox with a backdrop of the Moon
February 7, 2024February 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #5: Fennec the Fox Chooses the Moon 🌒🦊

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office 🦇

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Neverhood point-and-click adventure game
February 4, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Neverhood: An Obscure Claymation Point-and-Click Gem

Harvester the 1996 point-and-click game
February 4, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harvester: Bizarre OTT Horror Romp That Set Out to Shock

Are all modern films rubbish? A podcast debate!
February 3, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #17: Are 99% of Modern Films Rubbish!? 🎥

Philip Seymour Hoffman in Capote the film
February 2, 2024February 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Philip Seymour Hoffman Tribute (10 Years On)

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